macstack

Y'all, I am sick to death of social media Web sites that suspend your posting privileges because an algorithm mistakenly believed you were saying something prohibited.

I am sick of the fact that multiple generations now know what a phrase like, "I'm going to literally unalive myself if I don't have s'eggs soon" means.

Bring back being allowed to type words in a box that a content filter doesn't get to ban you for.

Bring back being able to say "I would kick your ass if you said that shit about the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to my face" without being suspended from a platform for threats of violence.

Bring back bulletin boards!

If you don't, I will commit sewer slide.

The inability to distinguish between the figurative and the literal should be a bannable offense. Literally.