I am, to this day, still trolling the residents of Loudoun County

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I am, to this day, still trolling the residents of Loudoun County

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I do this in honor of Bedstuy, who you might recall died many, many years ago.

Never stop trolling Loudoun and Leesburg. They deserve it.

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Um….. oooohkay….

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I ended up working in Loudoun County for a while years ago, and one day I went in to their Goodwill, just to see what they had.

To this day, I know the best place to buy dishes and kitchen stuff.

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PLEASE NOTE: I was out in Colorado Springs this week for the Opeth/Katatonia concert, and we ate dinner on Wednesday at the Skirted Heifer, which featured the Bedstuy Memorial Soda Fountain (and yes, it did have BOYLAN BLACK CHERRY).

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Post by juice »

I miss bedstuy keeping us informed as to what's fabulous. However, I found Boylan to be not as good as I had been led to believe.

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Yeah, I found him annoying, but I 100% bought one when I saw it in the store. I was expecting something delicious.

But to be honest, Virgil's root beer is better, and Mug is better, too, IMHO.

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obvs wrote: Sun Feb 22, 2026 12:36 am

Yeah, I found him annoying, but I 100% bought one when I saw it in the store. I was expecting something delicious.

But to be honest, Virgil's root beer is better, and Mug is better, too, IMHO.

TBH, I don't drink a lot of soda, but the Boylan's black cherry is a welcome treat from time to time.

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Bedstuy understood he could aim me at Loudoun County and Leesburg like a weapon. I'm just lucky it was him, and not the CIA, who got a hold of me.

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I STARTED A FACEBOOK GROUP CALLED "LOUDOUN COUNTY HUSTLERS" JUST TO UPSET THOSE PEOPLE.

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Don't forget to put on your waxed jeans

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