Let's see...
20 years with the same woman. (I am very lucky!)
20 years in business for myself roasting coffee beans
Still playing music professionally (around 100 nights in a year)
Still a 2 cat household (black and grey)
Got kicked off Reddit for being too edgy
Bought the first brand new car I've ever owned a couple weeks ago
Had Jonathan Frakes sing Happy Birthday to me on my 60th (thanks to Cameo and a couple friends with money)
Had a heart attack
Had triple cardiac bypass surgery
Now you're all caught up.