New-Age blatherskite Generator

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maurvir Steamed meat popsicle
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This one is surprisingly good at generating believable blatherskite.
ukimalefu want, but shouldn't, may anyway
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I bet that would work. The one I got... I've seen human waste like that.

Balance is the nature of flow, and of us.
We dream, we grow, we are reborn. Consciousness consists of morphogenetic fields of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an ennobling of the ancient.
You and I are warriors of the universe.
Reality has always been aglow with seekers whose third eyes are baptized in transcendence. Humankind has nothing to lose. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the stratosphere via a resonance cascade.

There's a lot more but you get the idea.
juice Inadvertently correct
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This is as good as Dan is at corporate speak.
Séamas Honorary Consul General
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They do love their "quantum".
It fills a lot of holes in their lack of evidence.

Also good is the Deepak Chopra quote generator.
And the first one I got
"Matter transcends quantum human observation"

mmmmmm quantum!
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New-Age blatherskite Generator