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...mystery seeds from China.

Some packages have been labeled as jewelry.

Authorities warn that people should NOT plant them as they could be invasive species.

Anyone who has gotten such seeds should contact their local police department or their state's Department of Agriculture or the US Agriculture Department for proper disposal.
DukeofNuke FREE RADICAL
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They've been showing up around here.
https://www.wymt.com/2020/07/27/suspici ... ie-county/

I mean, hasn't some State U botanist identified these yet?
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We're living in a simulation. I swear to God.
maurvir Steamed meat popsicle
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obvs posted:
We're living in a simulation. I swear to God.


I pray we are, actually. It means there is a chance the next run won't end so horrifically for a possible alternate us.
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maurvir posted:
obvs posted:
We're living in a simulation. I swear to God.


I pray we are, actually. It means there is a chance the next run won't end so horrifically for a possible alternate us.
But what the fiddlesticks is happening here? It's like we're in The Sims and whoever was running the place just decided to start dicking around.

"Okay, so we're going to put a giant orange baby in charge of everything, and then, oh yeah, we're going to have a plague that just kills a huge number of people, and then oh yeah, people are going to start receiving mystery seeds in the mail."

:derp:
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obvs posted:
maurvir posted:
obvs posted:
We're living in a simulation. I swear to God.


I pray we are, actually. It means there is a chance the next run won't end so horrifically for a possible alternate us.
But what the fiddlesticks is happening here? It's like we're in The Sims and whoever was running the place just decided to start dicking around.

"Okay, so we're going to put a giant orange baby in charge of everything, and then, oh yeah, we're going to have a plague that just kills a huge number of people, and then oh yeah, people are going to start receiving mystery seeds in the mail."

:derp:


Hey, did you ever play SimCity 2000? I can't be the only one that eventually got fed up with a city and wrecked it with every natural disaster in the game. :shrug:
DukeofNuke posted:
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I mean, hasn't some State U botanist identified these yet?

My impression is that while within a particular packet of seeds they appear to be from one species, the seeds have varied between packets.
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maurvir posted:
obvs posted:
maurvir posted:
obvs posted:
We're living in a simulation. I swear to God.


I pray we are, actually. It means there is a chance the next run won't end so horrifically for a possible alternate us.
But what the fiddlesticks is happening here? It's like we're in The Sims and whoever was running the place just decided to start dicking around.

"Okay, so we're going to put a giant orange baby in charge of everything, and then, oh yeah, we're going to have a plague that just kills a huge number of people, and then oh yeah, people are going to start receiving mystery seeds in the mail."

:derp:


Hey, did you ever play SimCity 2000? I can't be the only one that eventually got fed up with a city and wrecked it with every natural disaster in the game. :shrug:
Oh I was too dumb to understand how SimCity worked.

I literally could not understand how the game worked.

Kind of like whoever's playing this game.
Pariah Know Your Enemy
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If I get those seeds packs I am planting some immediately.
juice Inadvertently correct
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Pariah posted:
If I get those seeds packs I am planting some immediately.

In a controlled environment, maybe. I would never do that outside. That's how noxious weeds have spread almost worldwide.
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