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I just got this in the mail. It's harmless and I actually laughed, so I'll pass it on.

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SO you’re sitting in a plane or someplace waiting and your seatmate is annoying the crap out of you.
Here’s how to stop them dead.





HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Press this link:


http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
:D
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Alexander Supertramp this was uncalled for.
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I wonder what that writing says.
Zapski Gaze into my eyes...
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Am I the only one who read the title of the thread as "seatmeats?" :hmm:
I think seamates.
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John wrote:
I wonder what that writing says.


"Shoop da woop."
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I'm still stuck on seatmeats, kinda like assmeats, only different.

Mmmm... meats....
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benightedbastard wrote:
I think seamates.


Is that what sperm call each other?
We'd better ask oatmeal.
Conner Of Gallifrey
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Who has 'net access while in flight? That's like ~.5% of planes.
Jehannum 2 people shy of a threesome
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Conner wrote:
Who has 'net access while in flight? That's like ~.5% of planes.

All Lufthansa flights have tubes access.
user Stupid cockwomble
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Shipmates, usually.
dv
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How quick would you be arrested after getting off the plane?
Alexander Supertramp this was uncalled for.
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I'm setting the over/under at 3 seconds.
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Conner wrote:
Who has 'net access while in flight? That's like ~.5% of planes.
Save the swf?
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I wish there was something like that i could use on coworkers.
Geesie Couldn't hit it sideways
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justine wrote:
I wish there was something like that i could use on coworkers.



http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
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matt wrote:
Conner wrote:
Who has 'net access while in flight? That's like ~.5% of planes.
Save the swf?


user wrote:
webarchive

ukimalefu Rebel? resistance? why not both?
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justine wrote:
I wish there was something like that i could use on coworkers.


[url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52]The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron
[/url] ?
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ukimalefu Rebel? resistance? why not both?
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Geesie wrote:
BEAT YOU


Ok, you win. NOw tell me why the url tags are not working.
justine Elitist Beer Lover
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Geesie wrote:
justine wrote:
I wish there was something like that i could use on coworkers.



http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

I wish something like that would work in my workplace. Everyone's either listening to iPods or has earplugs in, and if that isn't the case, they have a radio on. I just want everyone to stay the fiddlesticks away from me this weekend.
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Stop bathing.
justine wrote:
Geesie wrote:
justine wrote:
I wish there was something like that i could use on coworkers.



http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

I wish something like that would work in my workplace. Everyone's either listening to iPods or has earplugs in, and if that isn't the case, they have a radio on. I just want everyone to stay the fiddlesticks away from me this weekend.


NSFW!!!!!!!
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shir ... shirts.htm
NSFW!!!!!!!!
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404'ed!

-edit - bloody filter killed the link

:: goes off to kill the filters ::

-edit 2 - Hooray!
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dv wrote:
How quick would you be arrested after getting off the plane?


After? You'd be mobbed by the people on the plane.
arkayn Aaarrrggghhhh
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They would have to take the plane out of service for a very serious clean up!!
justine wrote:
I wish there was something like that i could use on coworkers.


Perhaps one of these?

Or, just do as Geesie suggested, and stop bathing. :eek:
How about you just tell them all to fiddlesticks off.
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the W'rkncacnter wrote:
How about you just tell them all to fiddlesticks off.


We now commend this joke to the ground. It died before its time, brutally slaughtered by a man furiously trying to apply logic to it.

Rest in peace, joke.

In nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
It's not a joke. That's just what I'd do.
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the W'rkncacnter wrote:
It's not a joke. That's just what I'd do.


No, no. The countdown timer joke. Now dead.
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:: FINALLY looks at the damn link ::

hee hee

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