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“Tiny Inconspicuous Handcuff Key” (TIHK)

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$13 for a 2-pack, plus $3 US shipping or $9 international shipping.

I did think about adding this to the political image thread instead.
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The cops will find that when they search you.
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... and then they'll beat the human waste out of you for using it.
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TOS wrote:
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wtf

that's awful


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lol
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DEyncourt wrote: “Tiny Inconspicuous Handcuff Key” (TIHK)

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$13 for a 2-pack, plus $3 US shipping or $9 international shipping.

I did think about adding this to the political image thread instead.


It really helps that the handcuff on the right is on upside down.
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Ever look at someone and think 'a million sperm and that was the fastest one.'
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:: gleefully imagines the screams of outrage if that thing hit the shelves by mistake ::

She's got no ass!
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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Ever look at someone and think 'a million sperm and that was the fastest one.'
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The top of that cover says it's promotional for a toy fair.

Anyway, that's quite an unintentional commentary on their part.
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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user wrote: The top of that cover says it's promotional for a toy fair.

Right they're only printing a 1000 of the covers but Barbie is going to be mixed in with the real models inside all SI:SE. The news stories cover all this.

50 years of Barbie and 50 years of SI:SE so they teamed up for a party. No such thing as bad press.
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Oh hell, buy as many issues as you can. Sell them in 10 years for lots more cash.

Mattel has recently had a crimp in their cash flow. Barbie isn't selling as well lately. I wouldn't be surprised if this was an attempt to help those sales.
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Infinite pizza

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INFINITE PIZZA!
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ukimalefu wrote: Infinite pizza

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INFINITE PIZZA!

Ok, that was cool. :)
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Yeah, it no doubt unleashed a crapload of insanity, but at the same time I have trouble finding sympathy for him.
I'm guessing he's just really stupid.
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Look at his avatar. Duh.
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Hi,

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Archaeologists announced Friday that they have discovered human footprints in England that are between 800,000 and 1 million years old — the most ancient found outside Africa, and the earliest evidence of human life in northern Europe.
http://www.windstream.net/news/read/art ... footpri-ap
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At first I thought they were freaking about finding the lens cap.
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user wrote: At first I thought they were freaking about finding the lens cap.

They're used as a common indicator for scale.
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it's 58 mm
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this is so wrong

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A Ferrari with Lambo doors?

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DukeofNuke wrote: Image
Archaeologists announced Friday that they have discovered human footprints in England that are between 800,000 and 1 million years old — the most ancient found outside Africa, and the earliest evidence of human life in northern Europe.
http://www.windstream.net/news/read/art ... footpri-ap

I'm not seein it.
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justine wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: Image
Archaeologists announced Friday that they have discovered human footprints in England that are between 800,000 and 1 million years old — the most ancient found outside Africa, and the earliest evidence of human life in northern Europe.
http://www.windstream.net/news/read/art ... footpri-ap

I'm not seein it.

The oblong imprint just above and to the right of the lens cap.
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justine wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: Image
Archaeologists announced Friday that they have discovered human footprints in England that are between 800,000 and 1 million years old — the most ancient found outside Africa, and the earliest evidence of human life in northern Europe.
http://www.windstream.net/news/read/art ... footpri-ap

I'm not seein it.


I think this is it
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Do we need to draw a picture? Sometimes an indicator helps.
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sturner wrote: Do we need to draw a picture? Sometimes an indicator helps.

Yes we do!
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It's inside the red line.

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sturner wrote: It's inside the red line.

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Thanks. I NEVER woulda seen that, and still don't think it looks like a foot print.
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That's the imprint of a left foot. The heel is to the right side of the image. The toes have more of a taper than modern people or perhaps the print shape was affected by other nearby prints, making the mud shift a little. There seems to be a big impression just below the lens cap and extending below the picture.

Go for a walk on a muddy shore and look back at your own prints ;)
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