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jkahless wrote: Joke?

Humorous witticism?
I'm sorry Dave...
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:paranoid: Should I be worried I followed that guy's logic completely?
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yes
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Kirk wrote: :paranoid: Should I be worried I followed that guy's logic completely?


i didn't, but I don't feel cooler as a result
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I couldn't even read more than 1/4 of that.
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I was translating it to Skyrim as I read it.
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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user wrote: I was translating it to Skyrim as I read it.

Ha, me too
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Natalie Dormer did this

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The sexiest police car since the Taurus in Robocop.

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LLEVIATHANN wrote:Image


that's pathetic
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No kidding. Purple Mace Windu lightsabers? Puh-leeze.
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C. Ives wrote: No kidding. Purple Mace Windu lightsabers? Puh-leeze.

Must be trying to turn their kid gay.
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LLEVIATHANN wrote: Image
The sexiest police car since the Taurus in Robocop.

What, you didn't like the 6000 SUX?
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user wrote:
LLEVIATHANN wrote: Image
The sexiest police car since the Taurus in Robocop.

What, you didn't like the 6000 SUX?


8.2 mpg, an american tradition!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"TOS ain’t havin no horserace round here. “Policies” is the coin of the realm." -- iDaemon
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"+" isn't the same as "&"
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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Must be a 30 something graphic artist.
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black plus decker? I would have thought that was a chinese knockoff.
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After countless customer interviews and brand audits, Hohmann found that many Black + Decker customers were embarrassed by not having a more powerful tool. Instead of amping up the brand, the designers decided to approach the market in a new way. Construction workers would no longer be the target and the goal was to appeal to all kinds of makers. “Black + Decker is not about power and strength,” says Hohmann. “It’s about being clever and innovative.”
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I have Black and Decker coffee maker, toaster and can opener, and a cordless drill and circular saw. The kitchen appliances are outstanding. The power tools are meh.
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Mr. Chen's business card

It seems he's a busy fellow. He could probably use some Black+Decker power tools.
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I want to know what an 'environmental preservation demolition expert' does for a living.
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For a billionaire his business card sure makes him seem like an idiot.
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Probably sounds better before the translation.
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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Thanks Jenny... :goth:
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You can tell by the colors, it's a Polaroid.
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Black & Decker hasn't been Black & Decker for years. Its all part of Spectrum Brands, Inc. They own dozens of companies you might not even realize are subsidiaries.
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radarman wrote: Image

Thanks Jenny... :goth:

It's worse when you watch the changes for North America over time.
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inside the ducati factory:

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