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It's fantasy after all.
Ever look at someone and think 'a million sperm and that was the fastest one.'
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Yes, I know but why do this? It would look just fine as a picture if shown in the proper way.
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Your questioning the genius of Annie Leibovitz ?

:eek:
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I'm questioning whether she has ever tried to shoot a bow from horseback.
I'm not even bothering to chuckle about her getting some of that long hair yanked out when it gets caught in the bowstring.
Or riding a horse with one leg on either side while wearing a dress.
I'm just tired of misinformation in general. sorry and carry on
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DukeofNuke wrote: Your questioning the long-faded and now much-prostituted genius of Annie Leibovitz ?

:eek:


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TOS wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: Your questioning the long-faded and now much-prostituted genius of Annie Leibovitz ?

:eek:


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Part of me says 'I'd like to live there'...

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...and another part of me says 'would I get decent broadband there?'
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ukimalefu wrote: Part of me says 'I'd like to live there'...

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...and another part of me says 'would I get decent broadband there?'


I wouldn't even care as long as the cabin didn't leak, the fridge works, and there are enough clear days for a solar installation to actually power something. That place looks magical.
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radarman wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Part of me says 'I'd like to live there'...

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...and another part of me says 'would I get decent broadband there?'


I wouldn't even care as long as the cabin didn't leak, the fridge works, and there are enough clear days for a solar installation to actually power something. That place looks magical.


Looks like home. (BC)
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Now I know why I could never shoot a bow off my Skyrim horse.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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jkahless wrote:
radarman wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Part of me says 'I'd like to live there'...

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...and another part of me says 'would I get decent broadband there?'


I wouldn't even care as long as the cabin didn't leak, the fridge works, and there are enough clear days for a solar installation to actually power something. That place looks magical.


Looks like home. (BC)

That reminds me of the high Sierras in California.
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such pun, wow

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Hi Kirk

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I don't know, can I see the staff first?
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Well, I always talk to it.

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Who soliloquized thus to his tool
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and robbed my health
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ukimalefu wrote: Image

I don't know, can I see the staff first?



Wanna see my staff?
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Kirk wrote:
LLEVIATHANN wrote: Image

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Argh, I see no reason not to show her shooting the bow properly when mounted on a horse. Her current position will most likely result in shooting her horse in the back of the neck. For a right handed person like that, the bow is pointed to the left side of the horse only.


What makes you think she's not trying to shoot the horse in the back of the neck?
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ukimalefu wrote: Hi Kirk

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Hahaha!
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user wrote: Now I know why I could never shoot a bow off my Skyrim horse.


I never ride a horse as you cannot get rid of them once you have.

other than killing them!!
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That's why I like Arvak (such a good horse).
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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blurt wrote: You sound like a guy who's burned a lot of books.

Damn it, Orion. I told you what would happen if you broke your cover. 70 years of hidding you and you have to go and drop hints all over the place. I should have left you in Argentina!

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TOS wrote: you're referring to the 1860s and 70s?

For me it's really the 60's and 70's. I remember that jerkwad julius.
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Worst. Drink. Ever.
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ukimalefu wrote: Part of me says 'I'd like to live there'...

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...and another part of me says 'would I get decent broadband there?'

You'd most likely be marauded by orcs there.
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user wrote: That's why I like Arvak (such a good horse).


I avoid Arvak like the plague on the PC, the quest to get his skull tends to bug out the game and crash it.
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ukimalefu wrote: Hi Kirk

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Yeah, that's about it. Palm fronds being blown off the trees and onto cars and such.
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Milkman Dan wrote:
Kirk wrote:
LLEVIATHANN wrote: Image

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Argh, I see no reason not to show her shooting the bow properly when mounted on a horse. Her current position will most likely result in shooting her horse in the back of the neck. For a right handed person like that, the bow is pointed to the left side of the horse only.


What makes you think she's not trying to shoot the horse in the back of the neck?

The only thing in the proper position is the quiver. Pretty much everything else in that pic is wrong.
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"self-charge"
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I had to escort my Roomba back to its charging cradle - it wouldn't stop laughing.
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John, Paul, George and Ringo.
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I saw the Python on the New Years Eve Graham Norton Show on BBC. they had a poster for the upcoming shows. It said “One Down, Five to Go”. If they really call it that, I think no one should doubt their dedication to sarcastic humour. :)
I'm sorry Dave...
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matt wrote: Image

Gee, Matt, you grew your hair out? Looks great!

You should really update your LinkedIn photo. :lol:
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