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Wow, it looks like a skateboard wheel!
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It's odd that the folks at weather.com decided to run a story about flu in the US now because if anything the flu season is lagging a bit this year. While you can see from this chart that flu is beginning to pick up (as is typical for around November-December), they are about half of the cases from the same time last year--please note the change in the left scale for number of positive specimens.
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The joke is that they find water on mars every week.
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Ever look at someone and think 'a million sperm and that was the fastest one.'
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Two human species have long existed,unrecognized in front of our very eyes. They are Homo sapiens patripolaris and Homo sapiens matripolaris. Their reproductive differences remain unnoticed. Yet, because they are two different species, when they cross-breed, their hybrid offspring are cross-wired to produce Dyslexics, Homosexuals, Pedophiles, and Schizophrenics. This book contains published questionnaires that enable you to find your hemisity, your familial polarity, learn to which species you belong, and what type of "normal" or hybrid you are.
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Dr. Bruce earned his Ph.D. in 1965, and completed his postdoctoral work at MIT and Harvard later in the 1960s. He worked professionally at several universities until his retirement in 1995. He clearly had his human waste together, to some degree, to be able to do this. It wasn’t until I found his 2013 book “Psychedelic Visions From The Teacher” that I figured out how he came to the conclusion that homosexuals are from right-brained men having children with left-brained women: He tripped balls for 15 years straight. The description of the book describes how he “used psychedelic compounds to explore inner space” for fifteen years, which is also just about exactly the time period between when he retired and when he published this latest book.http://theworstthingsforsale.com/
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Gotta love tenure.
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Geesie wrote: Gotta love tenure.


He's retired. retired = no tenure. :)
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Warin wrote:
Geesie wrote: Gotta love tenure.


He's retired. retired = no tenure. :)


Or marbles.
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C. Ives wrote:
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Geesie wrote: Gotta love tenure.


He's retired. retired = no tenure. :)


Or marbles.


but shrooms we got!
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Dyslexics, Homosexuals, Pedophiles, and Schizophrenics.

He left off Republicans.
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Hahaha...matripolaris and patripolaris...one female species and one male species. Combined, the offspring are all just stick fiddled up.
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Which one is you?

I'm guessing, the guy in the green ...
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Thanks to the ANC for making them look like a crooked banana republic when they had the whole world watching.
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user wrote: Thanks to the ANC for making them look like a crooked banana republic when they had the whole world watching.


Now they are claiming that he hardly knew English, causing a big problem, and the interpreter is claiming that he is schizophrenic and was seeing angels, which freaked him out some, causing his meaningless gestures.

What. The. fiddlesticks.
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I think user's description of the events is far more believable.
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Size! sheesh
Nice story.
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eh, joke likely to fall flat around the US.
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I just want to go on record as saying that this woman has the biggest cajones of anyone in that town, period.

One reason Marisol Valles Garcia did not have much competition for the police chief job could be that her predecessor's head was left in front of the station a few days after he was kidnapped.



She may have only lasted a few months, but damn.

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Kirk wrote: Size! sheesh
Nice story.


Fixed.
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I just want to go on record as saying that this woman has the biggest cajones of anyone in that town, period.

One reason Marisol Valles Garcia did not have much competition for the police chief job could be that her predecessor's head was left in front of the station a few days after he was kidnapped.



She may have only lasted a few months, but damn.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/mar ... -1.1310358


She did not last long in the job though.
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She lasted longer than I would have...
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What's that written on the passenger window?

"Fail" in Spanish?
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user wrote: What's that written on the passenger window?

"Fail" in Spanish?


"easily"
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Why did they patch the concrete behind the vehicle and not move it first?
Why write easily in the window?
How is it that that truck has not already been completely looted of everything except the wheels stuck in the concrete?
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Kirk wrote: Why did they patch the concrete behind the vehicle and not move it first?
Why write easily in the window?
How is it that that truck has not already been completely looted of everything except the wheels stuck in the concrete?


Who knows why or when that was written.

Maybe the concrete was poured on purpose for some reason (punishment/revenge) and the picture was taking before looters arrived.
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Work of "art"?
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