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The decline of Eastern civilization ?
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Jeepers, creepers.
ukimalefu want, but shouldn't, may anyway
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man, they're pathetic
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Doesn't everyone want a device with a six-hour battery life?
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matt posted:
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Doesn't everyone want a device with a six-hour battery life?

I would totally pay $1000 for a touch-driven Ultrabook with a four hour battery life.
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Been awhile since I heard that one.
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Well, once you marry em.....
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ukimalefu posted:
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They meant to say "dump."
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:: keeps silent ::
Geesie Couldn't hit it sideways
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ukimalefu want, but shouldn't, may anyway
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Rule 34?
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ukimalefu want, but shouldn't, may anyway
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Ponder, for a moment, a computer program that can figure out who your lover is based on your, and other's, Facebook activity. Now meet it...
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One of the oddest parcel post packages ever sent was "mailed" from Grangeville to Lewiston, Idaho on February 19, 1914. The 48 1/2 pound package was just short of the 50 pound limit. The name of the package was May Pierstorff, three months short of six years old.

May's parents decided to send their daughter for a visit with her grandparents, but were reluctant to pay the train fare. Noticing that there were no provisions in the parcel post regulations specifically concerning sending a person through the mails, they decided to "mail" their daughter. The postage, 53-cents in parcel post stamps, was attached to May's coat. This little girl traveled the entire distance to Lewiston in the train's mail compartment and was delivered to her grandmother's home by the mail clerk on duty, Leonard Mochel.


I only thought my parents were cheap...
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Every. Damn. Time.
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Don't do it then.
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Don't do it then.


I got sick of shaving a couple weeks ago and decided to just let it grow. Got sick of razor burn.
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Don't do it then.
Oh I don't, unless I have a job interview.

I have a beard trimmer and I use it. You can call me Stubble McStubble.

Today I went as someone who was too lazy to shave.
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I cut my face once and said the hell with it. It's a problem at times and women have said I'd look younger (sure!) but hell it's damn nice looking in the mirror in the morning and being able to say "eh, not too shaggy" and going out the door.
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Two people asked me today, why I wasn't wearing a costume at work.

To both I answered I was.

To the first I said I was an undercover hippie.

To the second I said I was an NSA analyst.

The first walked away laughing.

The second spurted water out of her nose.

My work there is done.
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Ah, so they went for creepy in their costumes this year.
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In the most recent case, locals believed the bear was probably only playing with Alchagirov, Russian media said, and thus were not planning to track down the animal.


Russia has to be the most badass place on the planet.
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matt posted:
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Every. Damn. Time.

I shaved mine last night.

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Pithecanthropus posted:
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Every. Damn. Time.

I shaved mine last night.

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I sure hope you aren't going to be underway any time soon. NTTIAWWT... ;)
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Back in the days when electronic musicians were real men!

(however, the real heroes were the folks making music by cutting tapes with razors and patching them together)
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