DukeofNuke posted:

I highly encourage this project.

On my door this afternoon:

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The what?

I cannot begin to fathom what that person meant.

I work at a school for teenagers with parents. Half of the building is sectioned off for a childcare program, to take care of children from newborns to 3 years of age. The caregivers for each respective age group have computers(a total of seven computers), and they all print to a shared printer(the best printer in the whole building). It needs a new fuser, but out of all of the things I've requested this year, only one has shown up(a lock). They're connected to two printers, and the one they normally use isn't working.

Ah, printer...Got it.

They need Hooked on Phonics.

sounds like a challenging work environment

Oh yeah.

I wasn't at work yesterday, and one of the teachers told me that every time I'm not there she just about has a heart attack thinking that I've "finally come to my senses and just decided to leave and not come back."

matt posted:

Oh yeah.

I wasn't at work yesterday, and one of the teachers told me that every time I'm not there she just about has a heart attack thinking that I've "finally come to my senses and just decided to leave and not come back."

Marry her.

She's married and has a little more than 15 years on me.

Sounds perfect.

Just get rid of you know who.

Course you'll be stuck in town.

Yeah, it sucks thinking I'm going to have to be 50 before I meet a nice divorcee with a good head on her shoulders who's younger than me.

ukimalefu posted:

Awesome, though I have a hard time imaging Doc Brown playing a Nintendo...

Praise the shoe repair man

jkahless posted:

From the article:

Quote:

A 570-kilogram chunk of the massive meteorite that injured more than 1,100 people when it exploded over Chelyabinsk, Russia, in February has been recovered from the bottom of a lake.

The 1.5-metre-wide space rock fragment pulled from Lake Chebarkul on Wednesday was so heavy that it broke the scale used to weigh it, so its exact mass couldn’t be determined, reported the Voice of Russia and RT Network.

So, which is it?

CBC reporting at it's finest.

radarman posted:

That's awesome, Dude! Use it!

Why use that? it looks like he's selling snake oil.

radarman posted:

jkahless posted:

From the article:

Quote:

A 570-kilogram chunk of the massive meteorite that injured more than 1,100 people when it exploded over Chelyabinsk, Russia, in February has been recovered from the bottom of a lake.

The 1.5-metre-wide space rock fragment pulled from Lake Chebarkul on Wednesday was so heavy that it broke the scale used to weigh it, so its exact mass couldn’t be determined, reported the Voice of Russia and RT Network.

So, which is it?

broke one scale, forcing them to use another?

Or the scale showed 570kg before it broke.

The chunk must still be accelerating.

TOS posted:

radarman posted:

jkahless posted:

From the article:

Quote:

A 570-kilogram chunk of the massive meteorite that injured more than 1,100 people when it exploded over Chelyabinsk, Russia, in February has been recovered from the bottom of a lake.

The 1.5-metre-wide space rock fragment pulled from Lake Chebarkul on Wednesday was so heavy that it broke the scale used to weigh it, so its exact mass couldn’t be determined, reported the Voice of Russia and RT Network.

So, which is it?

broke one scale, forcing them to use another?

Mass and weight are not the same thing?

what?

Geesie posted:

what?

I was joking, but, this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_versus_weight

ukimalefu posted:

Why use that? it looks like he's selling snake oil.

Not snake oil, my young friend. A wonder product!

Chief Dan George said:

Then drink it yourself.

"endeavor to persevere"

That little girl has a nice theme room and lots of pillows to keep her comfortable. And that's that.

mmaverick posted:

That little girl has a nice theme room and lots of pillows to keep her comfortable. And that's that.

lalalalalalalalala

mmaverick posted:

That little girl has a nice theme room and lots of pillows to keep her comfortable. And that's that.

Why are you assuming that that is the bedroom of a little girl?

DEyncourt posted:

mmaverick posted:

That little girl has a nice theme room and lots of pillows to keep her comfortable. And that's that.

Why are you assuming that that is the bedroom of a little girl?

Because his mind is too fragile to accept the fact that grown, adult men would want to live in a My Little Pony universe as though they are 6 year old girls?

Not real album, just a t-shirt.

ukimalefu posted:

Not real album, just a t-shirt.

What is it today? This is the second time this morning I've seen something fake that I wish were real.

was the other one porn?