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Missed business opportunity. The sign shop should call that number.

If they already have, they should call again after a few months when the proppity fails to sell.
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When I rode a motorcycle I had to really trust someone to ride his close. Inanimate objects were kept at a distance:

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that's super cool ... i used to wonder how they did that
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LIES!!!!... it was carrier pigeons

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First of all, wrong forum :P but ok.

Second, the video may have no audio, but I could almost hurt russians screaming "uh-oh... fuuuuu"
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I'm sure this is more to hide booze in your purse because most people wouldn't think of looking inside these wrapped fakes rather than actually being used, um, like a tampon.
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I don't think they'd bother giving you a wrapper if they were intended to be used like a tampon.
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I thought it was pretty well explained on the packaging--but I suppose some might have thought it was to smuggle in other ways.
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Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
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That didn't take long. ;)
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dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
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mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.

so soak a few real tampons in that much alcohol and insert rectally.

let us know how that works out for ya eh?

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macnuke wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.

so soak a few real tampons in that much alcohol and insert rectally.

let us know how that works out for ya eh?


Why are you insisting that someone put things up his butt and tell you about it?
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Kinky.
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mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
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dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
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Farmerkev wrote:
dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.


See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.

Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
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dv wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.


See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.

Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.

They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.
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dv wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.


See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.

Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.


Maybe for you. I'd prefer not to get ripped off.
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chikie wrote:
dv wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.


See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.

Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.

They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.

They sell beer at UK games.
You don't have to boot booze in those test tubes; they look like they'd hold two joints apiece, or a lot of coke or acid tabs.
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DukeofNuke wrote:
chikie wrote:
dv wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.


See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.

Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.

They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.

They sell beer at UK games.
You don't have to boot booze in those test tubes; they look like they'd hold two joints apiece, or a lot of coke or acid tabs.

Huh. Apparently there's no NCAA rule against it. My college played in a NFL stadium that was (obviously) equipped to serve beer, but that was always disabled on college game day and there was no beer for sale.
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It depends upon the college. Colorado did sell beer at one time, but they have since stopped after their patrons proved on multiple occasions they can't hold their booze.

For example, their entire student section was kicked out of at least one game while it was in progress for unruly behavior.
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chikie wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote:
chikie wrote:
dv wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
dv wrote:
mmaverick wrote:
dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.


I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.


Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.

Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.

To say nothing of something like everclear.

Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.


You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.


See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.

Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.

They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.

They sell beer at UK games.
You don't have to boot booze in those test tubes; they look like they'd hold two joints apiece, or a lot of coke or acid tabs.

Huh. Apparently there's no NCAA rule against it. My college played in a NFL stadium that was (obviously) equipped to serve beer, but that was always disabled on college game day and there was no beer for sale.


Yeah, there was quite a bit of back and forth at the UofMN about that. I think it's allowed at the moment.
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What the hell?
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That's actually quite disturbing.
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I like it. fiddlesticks Ronald.
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user wrote: I like it. fiddlesticks Ronald.


Not that Ronald.
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