Missed business opportunity. The sign shop should call that number.
If they already have, they should call again after a few months when the proppity fails to sell.
The Random Image Thread (keeping it PG-13 at the worst)
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Kirk wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIjsXlxgKEE
First of all, wrong forum
but ok.Second, the video may have no audio, but I could almost hurt russians screaming "uh-oh... fuuuuu"
I'm sure this is more to hide booze in your purse because most people wouldn't think of looking inside these wrapped fakes rather than actually being used, um, like a tampon.
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I thought it was pretty well explained on the packaging--but I suppose some might have thought it was to smuggle in other ways.
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mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
so soak a few real tampons in that much alcohol and insert rectally.
let us know how that works out for ya eh?
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macnuke wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
so soak a few real tampons in that much alcohol and insert rectally.
let us know how that works out for ya eh?
Why are you insisting that someone put things up his butt and tell you about it?
mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
If a boat is a hole in the water you throw money in, do you really want your ship to come in?
Farmerkev wrote:dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.
Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
dv wrote:Farmerkev wrote:dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.
Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.
mmaverick wrote wrote: I'm just on a fiddlesticks train.
dv wrote:Farmerkev wrote:dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.
Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
Maybe for you. I'd prefer not to get ripped off.
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chikie wrote:dv wrote:Farmerkev wrote:dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.
Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.
They sell beer at UK games.
You don't have to boot booze in those test tubes; they look like they'd hold two joints apiece, or a lot of coke or acid tabs.
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DukeofNuke wrote:chikie wrote:dv wrote:Farmerkev wrote:dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.
Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.
They sell beer at UK games.
You don't have to boot booze in those test tubes; they look like they'd hold two joints apiece, or a lot of coke or acid tabs.
Huh. Apparently there's no NCAA rule against it. My college played in a NFL stadium that was (obviously) equipped to serve beer, but that was always disabled on college game day and there was no beer for sale.
mmaverick wrote wrote: I'm just on a fiddlesticks train.
chikie wrote:DukeofNuke wrote:chikie wrote:dv wrote:Farmerkev wrote:dv wrote:mmaverick wrote:dv wrote: Wow. I'm glad I don't need to drink heavily to enjoy things.
I don't really think 5 tampons worth of alcohol is exactly heavy.
Depends on the drinker. That'd be about a shot of booze per.
Now, I don't really hang out anymore with women who either can't afford to, or aren't allowed to, buy their own alcohol at the bar. But back in the day, five shots of tequila was more than enough to put the lights out on an average college girl, whether drinking it straight or putting it in a mixer.
To say nothing of something like everclear.
Maybe they're making kids out of sterner stuff now, but I doubt it.
You use them to sneak booze into the game silly.
See my comment about "can't afford to... buy their own alcohol..." Smuggling it in is for kids and alkys.
Overpaying for concessions at the movie theater or stadium is part of the hokey charm.
They don't sell booze at college football games, for example.
They sell beer at UK games.
You don't have to boot booze in those test tubes; they look like they'd hold two joints apiece, or a lot of coke or acid tabs.
Huh. Apparently there's no NCAA rule against it. My college played in a NFL stadium that was (obviously) equipped to serve beer, but that was always disabled on college game day and there was no beer for sale.
Yeah, there was quite a bit of back and forth at the UofMN about that. I think it's allowed at the moment.
That's actually quite disturbing.
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