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TOS wrote: freaking rednecks

Han-Bob shot first.
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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user wrote: Well, that's stupid. Guess they don't know about touch-typing.


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TOS wrote: freaking rednecks

Ya, I know. I posted that ironically, I think it's hideous.
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user wrote:
TOS wrote: freaking rednecks

Han-Bob shot first.


lol
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Well... that's a horrifyingly bad idea.

1) Needs to have a knife on each blade, or it gets out of balance and causes problems. (Wobbling, surges, burned out motors, burned fuses/tripped breakers, etc.)
2) Torque is a problem if you actually grab anything with resistance (meat, etc.) A commercial grade fan would work better, but you really ought to use a salvaged dryer motor or something.
3) Scotch tape probably won't keep the knives secure for very long, especially if chopping wet food. The knives would then become projectiles. (Ideally, you'd want to use, say, the safety cage from a large floor fan.)

If you're not going to do it right, just buy a food processor.
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dv wrote: Well... that's a horrifyingly bad idea.

1) Needs to have a knife on each blade, or it gets out of balance and causes problems. (Wobbling, surges, burned out motors, burned fuses/tripped breakers, etc.)
2) Torque is a problem if you actually grab anything with resistance (meat, etc.) A commercial grade fan would work better, but you really ought to use a salvaged dryer motor or something.
3) Scotch tape probably won't keep the knives secure for very long, especially if chopping wet food. The knives would then become projectiles. (Ideally, you'd want to use, say, the safety cage from a large floor fan.)

If you're not going to do it right, just buy a food processor.

Anyone stupid enough to actually try that deserves whatever they get. Hopefully Darwin wins on that.
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I'd think you could just sharpen the edges of the fan blades with a file to do the trick with lettuce.
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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I'm curious about the disposable plastic fork lying on the floor next to the fan. Seems like a valuable piece of our cultural heritage is being ignored.

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we need a "pics that will make you barf" thread
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No. No we don't.
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Her musculature is impressive. I never came close to that. I agree its not appetizing. Then again bodybuilding shows are for the over the top peeps anyway.
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they shouldn't be forced to wear the tops.
after all, I doubt her breast are any bigger than the men bodybuilders competing at that level.
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They may be smaller than some of the guys. It depends on which steroids the guys were taking. Some cause the breasts to grow. Those guys then go in for surgery to fix the problem.
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DukeofNuke wrote: they shouldn't be forced to wear the tops.
after all, I doubt her breast are any bigger than the men bodybuilders competing at that level.

It's the only way to know they're women. :paranoid:
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C. Ives wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: they shouldn't be forced to wear the tops.
after all, I doubt her breast are any bigger than the men bodybuilders competing at that level.

It's the only way to know they're women. :paranoid:


Maybe as a scarlet letter, but at this point, the only way to be absolutely sure is to check their bottoms and hope they fit the biological norm enough to not make you want to nick name them Pat.
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radarman wrote:
C. Ives wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: they shouldn't be forced to wear the tops.
after all, I doubt her breast are any bigger than the men bodybuilders competing at that level.

It's the only way to know they're women. :paranoid:


Maybe as a scarlet letter, but at this point, the only way to be absolutely sure is to check their bottoms and hope they fit the biological norm enough to not make you want to nick name them Pat.


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I was 4 mos. old.
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i was still swimming around in my daddy's nutsack
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Probably not. Sperm production regenerates periodically, right?
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the precursor cells to sperm formation are called germ cells or spermatogonial stem cells. They are the only cells in our body that can be said to be immortal.
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nothing completes a joke like a clinical discussion
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You're not trying hard enough. I'm sure there's got to be another joke in there!
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What did one sperm say to the other one? Race you!
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Thas' racist!
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Sperm can't speak.
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They just whip it.
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xcelent.
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Noisy soon. . .

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I feel strange saying this:

$40M in development costs and a $32M-per-unit acquisition cost is... pretty cheap. If it stops an attack it'll have paid for itself.
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