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So where can I buy one of those nuke-proof tables?
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1954.
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ukimalefu wrote: So where can I buy one of those nuke-proof tables?

TOS wrote: 1954.


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you're doing it wrooooouuuch

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Schnicky is that you? :squint:
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wat

you know those people?
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ukimalefu wrote: Image


I'm not sure what is more hilarious about this ad. The fact that an attractive woman is playing it, or that they have an oil lamp beside the TV.
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radarman wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Image


I'm not sure what is more hilarious about this ad. The fact that an attractive woman is playing it, or that they have an oil lamp beside the TV.


or that the dude is carl sagan

though if it were him i guess his score would be in the billions

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We had one of those :heh:
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We had a cheap knock-off. It was a lot of fun and frankly, even now would be fun. Burned up with my brother's place, though.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote:
Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.

Or the friend / significant other of somebody he landed upon gave him a kick in the nether region.


see, here's some straight up darwin award material (if it's genuine):

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ukimalefu wrote: Schnicky is that you? :squint:

OUTed.
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rjprice wrote: Image


ouch, right in the self-esteem
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how do you resist the urge to mess around if you're one of the three guys? even to just wobble the board a little bit?

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He's the only one that has dirty coveralls. Guess he actually does work.
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I'd bring a car and park it over the board.
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Hell, they're sure to have a forklift nearby.
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user wrote: Hell, they're sure to have a forklift nearby.


Very unsafe that. Nobody is going to take three engineers (as noted, clean clothes and helmets, so I'm assuming) but in any place I've worked an unattended forklift will disappear before the seat foam has time to forget the impression of your butt. Then you're in the drink.


Anyhoo,

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what?
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SAY WHAT AGAIN, confused individual!
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http://imgur.com/a/7shrP

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Y U No get real tattoos?
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your express shipment of concussion has arrived

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user wrote: Y U No get real tattoos?


Yeah. I was gonna say "sharpie!"
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TOS wrote: Image

fiddlesticks, but I love cars from the 30s!
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