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rjprice wrote: Image


I love this. :love:
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lol
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Freakout Jackson wrote: Image



That guy's forehead could smash a keyboard into subatomic particles.
And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.
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Isn't he the result of an actual birth defect?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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user wrote: Isn't he the result of an actual birth defect?

I hope it was a c-section.
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That could also just be a photoshop.
He looks too much like Bevis to not be a joke picture.
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His right eye does lack detail as though it's been inexpertly copied and pasted.
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What's the yellow? Data flow rate? Cool image.
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Trickle down projections.
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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Kirk wrote: What's the yellow? Data flow rate? Cool image.


Moped trafic.

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Kirk wrote: What's the yellow? Data flow rate? Cool image.

Traffic for the major airlines, I think.
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Yeah, that would make me not enter. ;)
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I'm getting a belt buckle with the same warning--except substitute "zipper" for "door".
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brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards
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that is marvellous
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Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?
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TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.
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Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.

Or the friend / significant other of somebody he landed upon gave him a kick in the nether region.
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TOS wrote: Image

Western NY looks pretty close to OH
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Kirk wrote:
Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.

Or the friend / significant other of somebody he landed upon gave him a kick in the nether region.


see, here's some straight up darwin award material (if it's genuine):

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agedgruel wrote:
TOS wrote: Image

Western NY looks pretty close to OH


In fairness, the only place even remotely close to Ohio that you might conceivably visit in New York is Buffalo, and it's comfortably on the Eh side. Unless camping with bears is your thing.
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radarman wrote:
agedgruel wrote:
TOS wrote: Image

Western NY looks pretty close to OH


In fairness, the only place even remotely close to Ohio that you might conceivably visit in New York is Buffalo, and it's comfortably on the Eh side. Unless camping with bears is your thing.


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Don't forget crumbling infrastructure - Buffalo loves their bursting water mains.





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TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote:
Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.

Or the friend / significant other of somebody he landed upon gave him a kick in the nether region.


see, here's some straight up darwin award material (if it's genuine):

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I was hoping to see him bounce--but maybe the ground was muddy and he buried himself while making impact.

I suspect it's not genuine. The camera operator seems all too ready to zoom out (smoothly too) when the guy falls off.
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Just a couple of dummies falling.
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I was just going to mention the zoom out part but you beat me to it
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rjprice wrote: Don't forget crumbling infrastructure - Buffalo loves their bursting water mains.





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In my case that would be, "Spent thirty years of his life wasted."
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Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote:
Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.

Or the friend / significant other of somebody he landed upon gave him a kick in the nether region.


see, here's some straight up darwin award material (if it's genuine):

Image




I was hoping to see him bounce--but maybe the ground was muddy and he buried himself while making impact.

I suspect it's not genuine. The camera operator seems all too ready to zoom out (smoothly too) when the guy falls off.


also the non-ballistic motion -- he lands well out from the base even though the tower is tapered
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TOS wrote:
Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote:
Séamas wrote:
TOS wrote:
Kirk wrote: brilliant, let me know if he qualifies for the darwin awards


he seems to have made a pretty solid landing for himself, though he apparently smashed his bike into spectators/other riders ... so he's perhaps serving as an agent of the darwin awards, rather than a direct participant?



Well assuming it was a guy, the utter destruction of his testicles on the landing, would make ability to pass on his genes somewhat difficult.

Or the friend / significant other of somebody he landed upon gave him a kick in the nether region.


see, here's some straight up darwin award material (if it's genuine):

Image




I was hoping to see him bounce--but maybe the ground was muddy and he buried himself while making impact.

I suspect it's not genuine. The camera operator seems all too ready to zoom out (smoothly too) when the guy falls off.


also the non-ballistic motion -- he lands well out from the base even though the tower is tapered


Wind.

(You see the clothes flapping at the beginning, in the direction he drifted.)
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