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'Stralia.

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Really ?

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Another one that would be noisy in person:

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TOS wrote: Image

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Supposedly that's a 5.13 :eek:
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Waitress who posted "tip" from pastor gets fired:

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To be sure: the original photo that she posted had all of the signature--she apparently believed that it was illegible--and so after the picture was posted on Reddit some people decided to figure out who the pastor was and apparently did.
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There's a bit in Waiter Rant about what poor tippers after church diners are - that sometimes they'll leave bible verses or literature instead of a tip because they think that's more valuable.

The company was justified in the firing, though.
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I think it's insult to injury. The almighty pastor stiffs the waitress, not the company, didn't even ask to see the manager. The waitress just posts a photograph of it, and once it gets around, the pastor called Applebee's to get the waitress fired claiming the waitress "ruined" her reputation, so now she's responsible for losing her job too. As if the pastors own words and actions had nothing to do with her own reputation. Applebee's has the right to fire anybody I suppose, but I think they suck to side with such a crappy person and not back their workers. As if they had good food anyway. That woman is a Pharisee, people like that are snakes.
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I totally side with the waiter here. I don't care if your the frigging pope. Barring truly poor service, you need to tip your waiter. If you are unwilling to tip your waiter, stay the hell home.
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She posted a customer's personal information on the internet. There was no way the company could let that slide. She showed worse judgement than the "Pastor".
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Sean wrote: I totally side with the waiter here. I don't care if your the frigging pope. Barring truly poor service, you need to tip your waiter. If you are unwilling to tip your waiter, stay the hell home.

providing you do your job and give some decent service.
taking an order and slinging it on the table does not constitute service.
I want a smile, a refill on my tea or at least ask if i need more and you offer some desert.
a tip is for good service.... not just service.
decent service starts at 20%. you work for more.
and it can be less depending on service.

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Just don't leave nothing.....unless maybe they kicked your dog.
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user wrote: She posted a customer's personal information on the internet. There was no way the company could let that slide. She showed worse judgement than the "Pastor".

Meh. Where I'm from it was common practice for all kinds of businesses to post bad checks on their walls. If the pastor had wanted that nasty side of her personality kept secret then she shouldn't have written what she did in a public establishment and signed her name to it.
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This is kind of a gray area for me.

The pastor didn't write a bad check and bad checks are posted by the business owner--

But at the same time wait staff are in an in-between state--they are both "free agents" and employees.

The gratuity system is crap. And this is just further evidence.

Does the pastor get a receipt from God when she sends god the 10%, or does her 10% go right back to herself?

I think the pastor was a human waste head, stupid and insensitive.

The waitress should have used better judgement and Applebees should have handled this with a reprimand of both the waitress AND the pastor.

I hope the waitress gets another job soon, and that the pastor gets another line of work. Sounds like the type of pastor who got their degree from a mail order company.
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I don't know of it was confirmed or not, but a lot of the people on reddit were saying she runs a 15 person "church" out of her own home, so basically the 10% really is just going back to her.
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mmaverick wrote: I don't know of it was confirmed or not, but a lot of the people on reddit were saying she runs a 15 person "church" out of her own home, so basically the 10% really is just going back to her.

Has she declared herself "God"?
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mmaverick wrote: I don't know of it was confirmed or not, but a lot of the people on reddit were saying she runs a 15 person "church" out of her own home, so basically the 10% really is just going back to her.

Sounds like a tax scam if I ever heard one
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WindowsBreakerG5 wrote:
mmaverick wrote: I don't know of it was confirmed or not, but a lot of the people on reddit were saying she runs a 15 person "church" out of her own home, so basically the 10% really is just going back to her.

Sounds like a tax scam if I ever heard one

Oh, no. It's "religious". It's not just a tax scam, it's just a scam period. No wonder she's worried about her own reputation and the shame she brought on her church (aka business) but has no words about how she shames the god who she supposedly is a conduit to.
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I apologize, it's not out of her home, it's out of a store front...
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I just realized... a $34 bill for 20 people? Diet Coke and water all around?
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I bet it was split
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Geesie wrote: I just realized... a $34 bill for 20 people? Diet Coke and water all around?

There was probably a "bottomless" appetizer that got split 15 ways.
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my vote goes with wb
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This one seems useful and I expect it will appear in many threads:


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