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I miss the brief period of tactile QWERTY keyboards that slid out.
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timelapse of toronto raptors victory parade (one small part of it, anyway)

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William Tell and son

Snake (the devil) Adam and Eve

Isaac Newton

snow White and the evil witch/queen

Bill Gates

-can't identify the couple in the middle on the left side, but they're all related to apples somehow...
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golden apple of greek myth
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TOS wrote: golden apple of greek myth


maybe, their clothes seem to match that possibility
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now uki, i thought we agreed that i'm always right about everything?
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You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

Missing: the Fabs & Rene Magritte.
And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.
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Séamas wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]


competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.
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ukimalefu wrote:
Séamas wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]


competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.


Depending on the interpretation, Adam and Eve did as well.
And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.
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not my kind of bank, but hey, no judgement

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We’re all get screwed by banks; why not make it kinky?
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TOS wrote: not my kind of bank, but hey, no judgement

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They've just raised my interest rate.
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your interest payment depends on what and how much they are holding.

There are no illegitimate children...only illegitimate parents.

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I've been a bad investor.
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The jokes write themselves!
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huh? Image
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Séamas wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:
Séamas wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]


competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.


Depending on the interpretation, Adam and Eve did as well.

Well yes, because the snake is not "The Devil", the snake is God, obviously.
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Metacell wrote:
Séamas wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:
Séamas wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]


competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.


Depending on the interpretation, Adam and Eve did as well.

Well yes, because the snake is not "The Devil", the snake is God, obviously.


Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual. Still, the "apple" was their downfall. But you must be careful when interpreting the bible, because you could go too far:

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ukimalefu wrote: Image

huh? Image
Well they're wrong.

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obvs wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Image

huh? Image
Well they're wrong.

:shifty:


you be smashing so hard you be breakin the laws of physics!
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38 years ago today, the first ever open video game tournament was held

On June 20th 1981, hundreds of people competed in the Atari International Asteroids Tournament held in San Francisco. The winner received $5,000 and the opportunity to star in Atari tv commercials. While little has been documented about this competition, it is regarded as the first ever esports event.
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ukimalefu wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.
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Metacell wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.


you could say that
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ukimalefu wrote:
Metacell wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.


you could say that

Yeah, but not always! c'mon, there's always some good human waste that makes the bad human waste worth it. I mean, hell, the bad human waste just makes the good human waste better.
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Metacell wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:
Metacell wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.


you could say that

Yeah, but not always! c'mon, there's always some good human waste that makes the bad human waste worth it. I mean, hell, the bad human waste just makes the good human waste better.


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:lol:

I mean, human waste, there's a really good argument for doing that now, I guess.
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proof that global warming is real.
Donks are just an early adaptation.

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TIL "donk" used to mean something different.
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