The Random Image Thread (keeping it PG-13 at the worst)

maurvir · Post by **maurvir** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:58 am

I miss the brief period of tactile QWERTY keyboards that slid out.

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 10:39 am

timelapse of toronto raptors victory parade (one small part of it, anyway)

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:36 am

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:18 pm

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:47 am

William Tell and son

Snake (the devil) Adam and Eve

Isaac Newton

snow White and the evil witch/queen

Bill Gates

-can't identify the couple in the middle on the left side, but they're all related to apples somehow...

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:24 am

golden apple of greek myth

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:27 am

TOS posted wrote: golden apple of greek myth

maybe, their clothes seem to match that possibility

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:57 am

now uki, i thought we agreed that i'm always right about everything?

Séamas · Post by **Séamas** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 10:58 am

You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

Missing: the Fabs & Rene Magritte.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:39 am

Séamas posted wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]

competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.

Séamas · Post by **Séamas** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:38 pm

ukimalefu posted wrote:
Séamas posted wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]

competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.

Depending on the interpretation, Adam and Eve did as well.

maurvir · Post by **maurvir** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:44 pm

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:28 pm

not my kind of bank, but hey, no judgement

juice · Post by **juice** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:30 pm

We’re all get screwed by banks; why not make it kinky?

obvs · Post by **obvs** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:37 pm

TOS posted wrote: not my kind of bank, but hey, no judgement

They've just raised my interest rate.

macnuke · Post by **macnuke** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:49 pm

your interest payment depends on what and how much they are holding.

obvs · Post by **obvs** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:04 pm

I've been a bad investor.

juice · Post by **juice** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:58 pm

The jokes write themselves!

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:11 am

huh?

Metacell · Post by **Metacell** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:18 am

Séamas posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:
Séamas posted wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]

competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.

Depending on the interpretation, Adam and Eve did as well.

Well yes, because the snake is not "The Devil", the snake is God, obviously.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:00 am

Metacell posted wrote:
Séamas posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:
Séamas posted wrote: You would think that Snow White would not be so glad to see an apple.

Why Bill Gates instead of Steve Jobs?

[snip]

competes with apple? wants to be apple? lost to apple (in phones)?

Newton is the only one who (allegedly) got something good out of an apple.

Depending on the interpretation, Adam and Eve did as well.

Well yes, because the snake is not "The Devil", the snake is God, obviously.

Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual. Still, the "apple" was their downfall. But you must be careful when interpreting the bible, because you could go too far:

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:06 am

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:26 am

obvs · Post by **obvs** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:47 am

ukimalefu posted wrote:

huh?

Well they're wrong.

:shifty:

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:24 am

obvs posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:

huh?
Well they're wrong.

you be smashing so hard you be breakin the laws of physics!

Post by dv » Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:32 pm

Pariah · Post by **Pariah** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:28 pm

juice · Post by **juice** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:36 pm

50 First Dates

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:27 am

38 years ago today, the first ever open video game tournament was held

On June 20th 1981, hundreds of people competed in the Atari International Asteroids Tournament held in San Francisco. The winner received $5,000 and the opportunity to star in Atari tv commercials. While little has been documented about this competition, it is regarded as the first ever esports event.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:32 am

Metacell · Post by **Metacell** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:36 am

ukimalefu posted wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:32 am

Metacell posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.

you could say that

Metacell · Post by **Metacell** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:37 am

ukimalefu posted wrote:
Metacell posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.

you could say that

Yeah, but not always! c'mon, there's always some good human waste that makes the bad human waste worth it. I mean, hell, the bad human waste just makes the good human waste better.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:09 am

Metacell posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:
Metacell posted wrote:
ukimalefu posted wrote:Yes, I agree, God is an uncouth individual.

Hold on, I never agreed to that. I would say, God CAN BE an uncouth individual.

you could say that

Yeah, but not always! c'mon, there's always some good human waste that makes the bad human waste worth it. I mean, hell, the bad human waste just makes the good human waste better.

confirmed

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:11 am

who's laughing now?

obvs · Post by **obvs** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:37 am

I mean, human waste, there's a really good argument for doing that now, I guess.

macnuke · Post by **macnuke** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:24 pm

proof that global warming is real.
Donks are just an early adaptation.

obvs · Post by **obvs** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:08 pm

TIL "donk" used to mean something different.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:59 am

the original music streaming

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:54 am

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