The Random Image Thread (keeping it PG-13 at the worst)

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:38 pm

here she is again

https://old.reddit.com/user/theomnijugg ... t1_ejjl3sx

maurvir · Post by **maurvir** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:39 pm

If you are hauling a truckload of ammonium nitrate, and it catches fire, do NOT attempt to put it out yourself.

Remains of an individual suspected to be those of Randall McDougal, 63, of El Dorado, have been recovered from the site of an explosion that occurred earlier today along U.S. Highway 278 west of Camden east of the Nevada – Ouachita county line near Arkansas Highway 57. The Arkansas State Police has requested the human remains to be examined for positive identification by the Arkansas State Crime Laboratory.

State troopers have learned that McDougal was employed by Blann Trucking Company of Hampton, the owner of the vehicle that was carrying ammonium nitrate from El Dorado to Texarkana.

Area fire department personnel were notified about 6:40 AM today that the truck brakes of the commercial carrier truck believed to be driven by McDougal were on fire and the driver was attempting to extinguish the blaze.

Notice what is missing in that picture. (hint - the truck)

Also, for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROrpKx3aIjA

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:14 pm

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:24 pm

he can make cool props, but not fake an explosion? I'm disappointed.

Post by dv » Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:02 pm

DEyncourt · Post by **DEyncourt** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:30 pm

dv wrote: [snip]

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I believe the artist is commenting about humans littering, but really shouldn't the dog have grabbed the cigarette out of the owner's mouth BEFORE said owner lit up?

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:26 am

Over 40 cartridges available!

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:58 am

This so WRONG. If only because it kills my fantasy. I always imagined going there would be like driving 3 hours in a 4x4, and then an additional 2 hours on a camel, at least that. But no, you probably just take the tourist tour bus from the hotel, get there in 20 minutes if there isn't much traffic, and eat at that KFC at the end of the day. And I bet the chicken nuggets aren't even pyramid shaped.

Séamas · Post by **Séamas** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:17 am

ukimalefu wrote:

This so WRONG. If only because it kills my fantasy. I always imagined going there would be like driving 3 hours in a 4x4, and then an additional 2 hours on a camel, at least that. But no, you probably just take the tourist tour bus from the hotel, get there in 20 minutes if there isn't much traffic, and eat at that KFC at the end of the day. And I bet the chicken nuggets aren't even pyramid shaped.

The pyramids are literally just outside the city of Giza.
There is a Marriott about 1/4 mile from the great Pyramid.

Séamas · Post by **Séamas** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:25 am

dv wrote:

Cool, they treat house cats and mountain lions.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 11:05 am

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:25 pm

Post by dv » Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:44 pm

j_tso · Post by **j_tso** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:54 pm

ukimalefu wrote:This so WRONG. If only because it kills my fantasy. I always imagined going there would be like driving 3 hours in a 4x4, and then an additional 2 hours on a camel, at least that. But no, you probably just take the tourist tour bus from the hotel, get there in 20 minutes if there isn't much traffic, and eat at that KFC at the end of the day. And I bet the chicken nuggets aren't even pyramid shaped.

And if you don't like KFC, the pyramids are only a few blocks from everything else:

I watched a documentary that said all the plumbing and water usage so close to them is rapidly increasing decay since they're all just carved limestone.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:09 pm

maurvir · Post by **maurvir** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:58 pm

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:01 pm

Post by dv » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:16 pm

ukimalefu wrote:

Dude, you need to post a source if you're going to "floppy tape" us.

http://www.oldcomputers.net/compucolor-8001.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jT2LuJGfp4

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:19 pm

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:21 pm

dv wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: [img]the%20"first%20color%20computer"[/img]

Dude, you need to post a source if you're going to "floppy tape" us.

http://www.oldcomputers.net/compucolor-8001.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jT2LuJGfp4

believe it or not, I did do a reverse image search, found what it was, and decided to not bother, sorry :heh:

Post by dv » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:24 pm

ukimalefu wrote:
dv wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:

Dude, you need to post a source if you're going to "floppy tape" us.

http://www.oldcomputers.net/compucolor-8001.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jT2LuJGfp4

believe it or not, I did do a reverse image search, found what it was, and decided to not bother, sorry

You are forgiven.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:38 pm

too many good ones

https://www.boredpanda.com/satirical-il ... d-haderer/

obvs · Post by **obvs** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:25 pm

dv wrote:

This is actually funny.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:55 am

In the future, we'll play pinball inside our indoor pool.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 7:04 am

1958 Ford X-2000 space-age car of the future 'concept car'

C. Ives · Post by **C. Ives** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:09 am

DEyncourt wrote:
dv wrote: [snip]

[snip]

I believe the artist is commenting about humans littering, but really shouldn't the dog have grabbed the cigarette out of the owner's mouth BEFORE said owner lit up?

Dogs don't have thumbs, silly.

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:13 am

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:16 am

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:18 am

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:25 am

why is this legal and not punishable by hanging, drawing, and quartering?

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:06 am

ukimalefu · Post by **ukimalefu** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:54 am

The hype is strong with this one.

I'm thinking it's not star wars related, but that pic he's using... bust be just some promotional shot, I don't think we saw that in the movies.

Metacell · Post by **Metacell** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 12:33 pm

ukimalefu wrote:

In the future, we'll play pinball inside our indoor pool.

This is the timeline I picked...damn all the rest of you!

DEyncourt · Post by **DEyncourt** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 12:50 pm

C. Ives wrote:
DEyncourt wrote:
dv wrote: [snip]

[snip]

I believe the artist is commenting about humans littering, but really shouldn't the dog have grabbed the cigarette out of the owner's mouth BEFORE said owner lit up?

Dogs don't have thumbs, silly.

Um, dogs do have their mouths. How else would a dog grab anything?

macnuke · Post by **macnuke** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 2:29 pm

dogs are smart.. grabbing the hot end of the cigarette isn't smart. so the more you know

DukeofNuke · Post by **DukeofNuke** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:46 pm

my nephew had a dog that enjoyed firecrackers exploding in his mouth (the dog's mouth, not the nephew's)

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:16 pm

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:16 pm

i don't know why they keep cutting the feed to the space station

DukeofNuke · Post by **DukeofNuke** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:59 pm

Please God, Elon ... send up a T-Rex suit!

user · Post by **user** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:21 pm

TOS wrote:

pretty sure Atticus never said "stick fiddling"

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