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TOS wrote:
maurvir wrote: Image

Yes, now even your crapper can be connected to the Internet. This one apparently features Alexa, so you can ask her questions while you bomb the bowl like a B-2.


can you set it to automatically tweet whenever it receives a deposit?

Maybe it can tweet the name of the closest wifi device.

Do iPhones still default to [yourname]'s-iPhone for it's network name or am I misremembering?
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That could easily be from my Alma Mater

I miss art school.
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I had one of those.

Came with my $1000 flatbed 3-pass scanner.
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TOS wrote: seriously nsfl -- you have been warned


not safe for what?

I'm not clicking
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I still think that looks very cool, but it can't be as good as the touch screen keyboard. Only advantage would be not having the on screen keyboard obstruct your document, if you need that.
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not true, I can see and touch my telephone, but not hawaii
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user wrote:
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I had one of those.

Came with my $1000 flatbed 3-pass scanner.

Photoshop 2.5 is the release where PS really became a mature product, everything before was really limited. PS 1.0 was extremely limited in features.
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ukimalefu wrote: Image

I still think that looks very cool, but it can't be as good as the touch screen keyboard. Only advantage would be not having the on screen keyboard obstruct your document, if you need that.


Zero tactile feedback. I imagine your fingers will be hurting before you get to the end of the first sentence, especially if you touch type.

Maybe if it shipped with a lightly reflective rubber mat?
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maurvir wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Image

I still think that looks very cool, but it can't be as good as the touch screen keyboard. Only advantage would be not having the on screen keyboard obstruct your document, if you need that.


Zero tactile feedback. I imagine your fingers will be hurting before you get to the end of the first sentence, especially if you touch type.

Maybe if it shipped with a lightly reflective rubber mat?


you could use your own rubber mat, but it kind of defeats the purpose of only carrying a small box.
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Prototype of the original white Macbook

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Very cool.
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Is that Sally Field?
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juice wrote: Is that Sally Field?


I don't think so
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Just a habit.
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the seat is forward and she still can't reach the pedals, poor wee thing
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dude! not safe for inflatable people!
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what are the feathers about? is he planning to fly out of there?
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TOS wrote:what are the feathers about? is he planning to fly out of there?


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weir ... 16158.html

Apparently inspired by the Angry Birds video game.
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high pressure flatulence at low pressure altitude resulting in unstuffed feather sleeping bag

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Bonus points for creativity.
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i loved my laserdisc player
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i loved my laserdisc player


Oh ya, there was nothing better then having to get up half way through a movie to flip it over. Wonder why they never caught on.
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i loved my laserdisc player


Oh ya, there was nothing better then having to get up half way through a movie to flip it over. Wonder why they never caught on.


because they were expensive? limited movies? not enough porn? that's not a joke, VHS beat Betamax because it got the porn, look it up.
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Donkey Butter wrote:
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i loved my laserdisc player


Oh ya, there was nothing better then having to get up half way through a movie to flip it over. Wonder why they never caught on.

Thats just the built in intermission/pee and snack break.
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What brand does he smoke?
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ukimalefu wrote:
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i loved my laserdisc player


Oh ya, there was nothing better then having to get up half way through a movie to flip it over. Wonder why they never caught on.


because they were expensive? limited movies? not enough porn? that's not a joke, VHS beat Betamax because it got the porn, look it up.


Yes, but the real reason was because VHS was so absurdly cheaper to mass produce pre-mastered content on compared to Betamax. Betamax was vastly better if you planned to reuse the tape, but if you were buying a movie to watch, VHS was more cost effective.
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Despite having boarding passes, the Taylor family found empty spaces where their seats should have been.
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Their seat numbers were 41 D, E and F. But when they got on the plane there was an empty space underneath the numbers. "We all just looked at each other as if to say 'where's our seats gone?'," Mrs Taylor said.
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Donkey Butter wrote:
TOS wrote:
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i loved my laserdisc player


Oh ya, there was nothing better then having to get up half way through a movie to flip it over. Wonder why they never caught on.


SHUT UP THE QUALITY WAS BETTER NO REWINDING GREAT SOUND AND NO TRACKING ISSUES SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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