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just imagine what the beard smelled like
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I don't have to. I remember when the news room where my dad used to work still allowed smoking at your desk. Not only were all the computer terminals a sickly yellow, but there was one photographer with a Santa-esque beard that smoked like a stack. You could smell him coming from two rooms over. :sick:
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maurvir wrote: I don't have to. I remember when the news room where my dad used to work still allowed smoking at your desk. Not only were all the computer terminals a sickly yellow, but there was one photographer with a Santa-esque beard that smoked like a stack. You could smell him coming from two rooms over. :sick:


i entered journalism at the tail end of that era ... everything reeked of cigarettes, and the tappa-tappa of typewriters was still commonly heard
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Wow.

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What would Jesus do? Behave like a giant douchenozzle, then sue his HOA.
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so basically a souped-up ipad?
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well, it's an Air
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taking 3 extra steps would have saved from the trouble of taking 7 extra step to go pick it up come back and throw the envelope again.
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Just... this whole album.

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Oops, crapped myself.
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The best mouse and joysticks with the shortest cables ever!
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Almost wireless.
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50 Bucks for a mouse ...
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here's the catalogue

those prices, holy crap
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DukeofNuke wrote: 50 Bucks for a mouse ...


today they can be less or more than that :shrug:
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TOS wrote: here's the catalogue

those prices, holy crap


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Can you imagine what might have been had Apple not been pants-on-head retarded with the pricing of the Lisa?
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Presents will be there sooner this year

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ukimalefu wrote: Image

I love that superman is knife-proof, but not strong enough to keep Thug #2 from ramming a knife into his chest with enough force to bend the knife.
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I don't see that as superman trying to defend himself… no, I see that as some sort of masosictmic fantasy superman is living out. I mean look at superman's face and then how his hand gently guides the guys hand and knife into his own chest. see how the "attackers" face changes once he realizes what is really happening.
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I love that superman is knife-proof, but not strong enough to keep Thug #2 from ramming a knife into his chest with enough force to bend the knife.
He just loves the way it feels to have knifes mashed against his skin.
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I love that superman is knife-proof, but not strong enough to keep Thug #2 from ramming a knife into his chest with enough force to bend the knife.

The guy is obviously trying not to stab him, but Superman is forcing him to.
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Metacell wrote:
dv wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Image

I love that superman is knife-proof, but not strong enough to keep Thug #2 from ramming a knife into his chest with enough force to bend the knife.

The guy is obviously trying not to stab him, but Superman is forcing him to.

And the next scene the guy with mangled knife will throw it at Superman's head.

Of course Superman will duck out of the way.
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DEyncourt wrote:
Metacell wrote:
dv wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: Image

I love that superman is knife-proof, but not strong enough to keep Thug #2 from ramming a knife into his chest with enough force to bend the knife.

The guy is obviously trying not to stab him, but Superman is forcing him to.

And the next scene the guy with mangled knife will throw it at Superman's head.

Of course Superman will duck out of the way.


LOL, I remember they also threw their guns at him after "bouncing" bullets off his chest, and yeah, he would duck.
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That is...astounding!
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DEyncourt wrote:
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That is...astounding!

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Not gonna. I'd buy a ticket for this.

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