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juice posted:If ever there was a rationale for state-sponsored sterilization...
++ /upvote
juice posted:If ever there was a rationale for state-sponsored sterilization...
how about a kick in the nuts?
Oops! "Samsung brand ambassador sued for $1.6 million for using iPhone X in public":
That is Samsung's brand ambassador in Russia, Ksenia Sobchak, who:
So I'm guessing that that lawsuit won't go anywhere even if found in Samsung's favor.
That is Samsung's brand ambassador in Russia, Ksenia Sobchak, who:
Quote:Formerly dubbed the "Russian Paris Hilton," Sobchak is also rumored to be the goddaughter to President Vladimir Putin, who she ran against in elections earlier in 2018. Anatoly Sobchak, her father, was the first elected mayor of St Petersburg, and thought to have been a mentor to the president.
So I'm guessing that that lawsuit won't go anywhere even if found in Samsung's favor.
if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available
TOS posted:if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available
Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"?
DEyncourt posted:TOS posted:if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available
Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"?
For that kind of money, I could be...
DEyncourt posted:TOS posted:if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available
Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"?
as far as you know, hell yes i am
TOS posted:DEyncourt posted:TOS posted:if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available
Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"?
as far as you know, hell yes i am
/me rethinks his prior slurping
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ukimalefu posted:
The Office Of The Future - New York World’s Fair, 1964
that's so ridiculous
with a skirt that short she'd freeze in an air conditioned building
That’s why she’s got a hat, gloves, and is wearing long sleeves.
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Well, I'd say it's pretty clear that TOS has been taking advantage of that legal weed in Canada... 
dammit where's that red-eyed maxie
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macnuke posted:TOS posted:dammit where's that red-eyed maxie
in the mirror
we also have a red eyed findey
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obvs posted:
is that the onion? a joke?
I mean the "arrested" part. I can't believe you can be arrested for a prank. A prank that proves people are stupid.
If that's real, that guy is a hero.
ukimalefu posted:macnuke posted:TOS posted:dammit where's that red-eyed maxie
in the mirror
we also have a red eyed findey
that's findey... i posted max from the oatmeal list which is what was asked for.
Anyone heard from oatmeal?
not in years
ukimalefu posted:obvs posted:
is that the onion? a joke?
I mean the "arrested" part. I can't believe you can be arrested for a prank. A prank that proves people are stupid.
If that's real, that guy is a hero.
It's satire the joke is that IKEA is a labyrinth of a maze you can't get out of helpful arrows or not
juice posted:Anyone heard from oatmeal?
He's The Oatmeal right?
He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
Betonhaus posted:juice posted:Anyone heard from oatmeal?
He's The Oatmeal right?
He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
No. Different Oatmeal.
dv posted:Betonhaus posted:juice posted:Anyone heard from oatmeal?
He's The Oatmeal right?
He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
No. Different Oatmeal.
i have a worrying suspicion that he died some time ago
dv posted:Betonhaus posted:juice posted:Anyone heard from oatmeal?
He's The Oatmeal right?
He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
No. Different Oatmeal.
Are you sure? I swear that the big page of custom maxes was hosted at The Oatmeals url
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Betonhaus posted:dv posted:Betonhaus posted:juice posted:Anyone heard from oatmeal?
He's The Oatmeal right?
He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
No. Different Oatmeal.
Are you sure? I swear that the big page of custom maxes was hosted at The Oatmeals url
It used to be hosted at his mac.com site, yeah. His apple user name was "oatmeal" so it was in the URL, but he's not Matthew Inman.
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dv posted:Betonhaus posted:dv posted:Betonhaus posted:juice posted:Anyone heard from oatmeal?
He's The Oatmeal right?
He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
No. Different Oatmeal.
Are you sure? I swear that the big page of custom maxes was hosted at The Oatmeals url
It used to be hosted at his mac.com site, yeah. His apple user name was "oatmeal" so it was in the URL, but he's not Matthew Inman.
Ah OK I misremembered