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“Saying our vows at the top of an active Congolese volcano with a local tribe while a civil war is brewing below is surrealism at its best,"
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“This is how our journey began in Congo before we reached the top of a fiery volcano to get married. Just us, a security team, sherpas, a chef, a local tribe, and a Congolese minister…”


I'm not linking to the original article as it is so stupid as to potentially risk brain damage.
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If ever there was a rationale for state-sponsored sterilization...
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:cry: :love:
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don't say it's not stylish and fashionable

it's a Gucci
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juice wrote: If ever there was a rationale for state-sponsored sterilization...

++ /upvote

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juice wrote: If ever there was a rationale for state-sponsored sterilization...

how about a kick in the nuts?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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Oops! "Samsung brand ambassador sued for $1.6 million for using iPhone X in public":

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That is Samsung's brand ambassador in Russia, Ksenia Sobchak, who:
Formerly dubbed the "Russian Paris Hilton," Sobchak is also rumored to be the goddaughter to President Vladimir Putin, who she ran against in elections earlier in 2018. Anatoly Sobchak, her father, was the first elected mayor of St Petersburg, and thought to have been a mentor to the president.

So I'm guessing that that lawsuit won't go anywhere even if found in Samsung's favor.
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if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available
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TOS wrote: if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available

Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"? :)
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DEyncourt wrote:
TOS wrote: if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available

Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"? :)


For that kind of money, I could be...
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DEyncourt wrote:
TOS wrote: if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available

Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"? :)


as far as you know, hell yes i am
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TOS wrote:
DEyncourt wrote:
TOS wrote: if any tech companies are looking to dump vast sums on a brand ambassador, i'm available

Are you the "Canadian Paris Hilton"? :)


as far as you know, hell yes i am

/me rethinks his prior slurping
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intellectual/hipster/nihilist

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The Office Of The Future - New York World’s Fair, 1964
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The Office Of The Future - New York World’s Fair, 1964


that's so ridiculous

with a skirt that short she'd freeze in an air conditioned building
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That’s why she’s got a hat, gloves, and is wearing long sleeves.
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The short skirt is for her Boss.
He likes it.
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Well, I'd say it's pretty clear that TOS has been taking advantage of that legal weed in Canada... :lol:
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:lol:
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dammit where's that red-eyed maxie
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TOS wrote: dammit where's that red-eyed maxie


in the mirror
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macnuke wrote:
TOS wrote: dammit where's that red-eyed maxie


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we also have a red eyed findey

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is that the onion? a joke?

I mean the "arrested" part. I can't believe you can be arrested for a prank. A prank that proves people are stupid.

If that's real, that guy is a hero.
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ukimalefu wrote:
macnuke wrote:
TOS wrote: dammit where's that red-eyed maxie


in the mirror
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we also have a red eyed findey

:stoned:

that's findey... i posted max from the oatmeal list which is what was asked for.
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Anyone heard from oatmeal?
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not in years
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ukimalefu wrote:
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is that the onion? a joke?

I mean the "arrested" part. I can't believe you can be arrested for a prank. A prank that proves people are stupid.

If that's real, that guy is a hero.

It's satire the joke is that IKEA is a labyrinth of a maze you can't get out of helpful arrows or not
Its easy to know what you are against, quite an honour to know what you are for.
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juice wrote: Anyone heard from oatmeal?

He's The Oatmeal right?

He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.
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Betonhaus wrote:
juice wrote: Anyone heard from oatmeal?

He's The Oatmeal right?

He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.

No. Different Oatmeal.
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dv wrote:
Betonhaus wrote:
juice wrote: Anyone heard from oatmeal?

He's The Oatmeal right?

He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.

No. Different Oatmeal.


i have a worrying suspicion that he died some time ago
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dv wrote:
Betonhaus wrote:
juice wrote: Anyone heard from oatmeal?

He's The Oatmeal right?

He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.

No. Different Oatmeal.

Are you sure? I swear that the big page of custom maxes was hosted at The Oatmeals url
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Betonhaus wrote:
dv wrote:
Betonhaus wrote:
juice wrote: Anyone heard from oatmeal?

He's The Oatmeal right?

He might just be to famous to hang out with us using that tag.

No. Different Oatmeal.

Are you sure? I swear that the big page of custom maxes was hosted at The Oatmeals url

It used to be hosted at his mac.com site, yeah. His apple user name was "oatmeal" so it was in the URL, but he's not Matthew Inman.
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