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maurvir wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: I made this

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Not bad, but you need to desaturate the hands a bit. The skin tones are pretty badly matched.


the hands were in the original, it's the head I added and it matches a lot better than the original image, but I left it at "as good enough as I care for a silly joke". Didn't keep the source files, sorry, I'm not fixing it.

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anti-jaywalking poison gas and laser death grid?
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TOS wrote: anti-jaywalking poison gas and laser death grid?


die here of your own accord so you don't burden some driver with your death. :lol:

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happy oktoberfest, everyone

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OSHA gunna get him for no hard hat

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macnuke wrote: OSHA gunna get him for no hard hat


If he falls from that height, he's protecting the hard hat, not vice versa.
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macnuke wrote: OSHA gunna get him for no hard hat


If he falls from that height, he's protecting the hard hat, not vice versa.

yes.. but our keepers of safety in their infinite wisdom, would fine the individual for the hard hat and not the company. it's all about shareholder value.

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parkour!

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That had to hurt.
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kids these days ...

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this should end well ...

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::sudden gust of wind::
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Séamas wrote:
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DEyncourt wrote: ALL HAIL QUEEN SAGA!

"Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden":

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This part of Sweden is suffering through a drought which has lowered the level of water in this lake. A subsequent but still incomplete search of the site has turned up more relics from the 3rd Century.


pulls ancient sword from lake

Her name is Saga

yeah, she should totally be the queen


Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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Steven Spielberg an me like the same video games :D
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Can't read what it includes, but I bet it doesn't come with glasses, hat, cross, and book. But still, two costumes for the price of one!
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ukimalefu wrote: Image

Can't read what it includes, but I bet it doesn't come with glasses, hat, cross, and book. But still, two costumes for the price of one!

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ukimalefu wrote: Image


great photo
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NOPE
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Too many large koi for that space.
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