and that's how batman became a supervillain

uki wins

Blaming the dog for your farts is still OK right?

Séamas posted:

Blaming the dog for your farts is still OK right?

Women don't fart, must be the cats.

“A candy that makes you thin”

Amphetimines?

Love how much text they would put in ads back then.

They really loved to blatherskite.

Séamas posted:

Love how much text they would put in ads back then.

They really loved to blatherskite.

I think it is more they still felt consumers were worth attempting to cajole with something resembling reason. Now they know that consumers are brain-dead consumerist morons and don't bother appealing to anything beyond emotion.

maurvir posted:

Séamas posted:

Love how much text they would put in ads back then.

They really loved to blatherskite.

I think it is more they still felt consumers were worth attempting to cajole with something resembling reason. Now they know that consumers are brain-dead consumerist morons don't want to waste their time reading ANYTHING and don't bother appealing to anything beyond emotion.

FTFY

DEyncourt posted:

maurvir posted:

Séamas posted:

Love how much text they would put in ads back then.

They really loved to blatherskite.

I think it is more they still felt consumers were worth attempting to cajole with something resembling reason. Now they know that consumers are brain-dead consumerist morons don't want to waste their time reading ANYTHING and don't bother appealing to anything beyond emotion.

FTFY

tl;dr

dv posted:

I have questions! That is more than one sessions worth! How long was this going on before someone noticed the piss-smell!?

Also, are we expected to believe that the drawer is waterproof?

upon reflection i think it's pretty wasteful to post something like that on twitter

it has the ability to haunt that kid for years

well if it's the drawer in your sisters room... it's OK

plumb line anyone?

It’s art!

don't worry, gringo, i'm sure the structure is just fine, no problem

maybe there was a big beam in the way

ukimalefu posted:

If they aired that in Chicago it might start a riot. Ketchup on a dog is blasphemy there.

Ketchup is basically candy.

Ribtor posted:

Ketchup is basically candy.

Yet, it is actually more nutritious than raw tomatoes. Cooking down the tomatoes makes the lycopene and minerals more bioavailable.

There are much better ways to cook down tomatoes, that don't involve converting the tomatoes into a tomato smoothie.

obvs posted:

There are much better ways to cook down tomatoes, that don't involve converting the tomatoes into a tomato smoothie.

Agreed. I was just mentioning it because it's one of those ironic times when additional preparation makes a food healthier.

My preferred method is to just cook them down into a stew with a few other ingredients. Same effect without the sugar.

There are lots of times when preparation makes a food healthier. With the amount of sugar in ketchup, though, I'm not convinced it actually is.

obvs posted:

There are much better ways to cook down tomatoes, that don't involve converting the tomatoes into a tomato smoothie.

Marinara sauce.

Except I add enough garlic, olive oil, ground beef and red wine to give most people a coronary.

I like heavy sauce.