TOS posted:

i'm doing to have to show this to my son

original video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKXvINnk04

DEyncourt posted:

Giant sinkhole in New Zealand opened up overnight:



While likely forming over a century or more, it broke open to the surface due to recent record-breaking rainfall.

It is about 200 meters long and is up to 20 meters in depth.

Oh no, it's the Gates of Hell. Quick, close the gap by feeding it all the local cattle. (ckii reference )

ukimalefu posted:

I believe the corollary is "and if you have to ask..."

here's the pollen you ordered

NOTE: This doesn't apply to a post in this thread, I just though it was funny.

TOS posted:

They didn't include that chop Kirk does where he has both hands clasped together.

meanwhile, in new york ...

Séamas posted:

TOS posted:

They didn't include that chop Kirk does where he has both hands clasped together.

oh you mean ...

i really should get my pilot's license

Is he trying to look like a Bond Villain?

TOS posted:

oh you mean ...

!!!!!

Now it is complete!

My neighbor and I used to practice Kirk-Kwon-Do in the yard as kids. The double fist was an extremely important technique.

TOS posted:

I haven't quite caught up on the news today, but this is definitely a contender for the stupidest thing I will read all day.

I love that Pre-Raphaelite style, especially Waterhouse.

TOS posted:

i'm doing to have to show this to my son

But jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt legos! Inside job! Inside job!

i showed the video to my kid and he loved it

predictably he wants to reenact it

population of manhattan, hour by hour

DukeofNuke posted:

Is he trying to look like a Bond Villain?

i can't stop laughing

TOS posted:

population of manhattan, hour by hour

I think 20 years ago lower Manhattan would have been even more pronounced.

The first time I ever visited the area was a Sunday and it was like a ghost town. No one on the street and nothing open once you got more than a block away from the South Street seaport. Eerie as hell.

Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland

I can hear Julie Andrews singing

And that's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

maurvir posted:

Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland

We have a friend whose family has a chalet in Switzerland with views something like that.
It is our 2019 summer plan to stay there.

I know it's a joke, but how is he high as fiddlesticks?

/unfunny joke is not funny

The new "Free Candy"?

juice posted:

I know it's a joke, but how is he high as fiddlesticks?

/unfunny joke is not funny

you've really been picking those nits lately

TOS posted:

juice posted:

I know it's a joke, but how is he high as fiddlesticks?

/unfunny joke is not funny

you've really been picking those nits lately

Your entertainment value hasn’t been up to par recently.

To put it another way: what have you slurped for me lately?