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"we shall liberate taiwan"

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wow

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I don't know WHY human wants the sticks, but goddammit, he's getting the BIGGEST STICK.
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Just imagine the guy that threw it.
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TOS wrote: "we shall liberate taiwan"

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why's the guy at the top taking a selfie?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Science is Truth for Life. In FORTRAN tongue the Answer.

...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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TOS wrote: "we shall liberate taiwan"

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why's the guy at the top taking a selfie?


https://www.amazon.com/Chairman-Maos-Li ... B0046NEO0E
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yes i know

can't tell a joke around these literal neckbeards
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Science is Truth for Life. In FORTRAN tongue the Answer.

...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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user wrote: yes i know

can't tell a joke around these literal neckbeards

Hey, I shaved this week. :brow: :p
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yes, still literal
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Science is Truth for Life. In FORTRAN tongue the Answer.

...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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i got the joke and was amused

on a side note, i once had most of the book memorized
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oh look, the floor really is lava

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My neighbors had that book in the bathroom of their summer home.

I think it was there just to human waste off conservatives.


(they also had a picture of Ron and Nancy that was "framed" with a toilet seat decorated with flags, etc.)
And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.
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Séamas wrote:


My neighbors had that book in the bathroom of their summer home.

I think it was there just to human waste off conservatives.


(they also had a picture of Ron and Nancy that was "framed" with a toilet seat decorated with flags, etc.)

I approve!
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I miss this kind of easy access. Putting a new hard drive into my iMac was an exercise in patience, and hand-eye coordination.


Yeah, but no iMac ever was supposed to be opened by users, and now absolutely no apple device is supposed to be opened.

Given his attitude towards end users I am really surprised that design ever made it past Jobs. Those cases were everything he hated.
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I hope she's wearing ear plugs.
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juice wrote: I hope she's wearing ear plugs.


Not to mention a panty liner (assuming she is wearing any). Supposedly women can get an orgasm purely from the bass vibrations.
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hand held laser cutter

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It would be the coolest thing if it sounded like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgDw9X0Bcv4
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aw, i miss paul newman
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Uki: I think the 27 inch 5K iMac hasuseraccessible-door to upgrade the ram still.
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Today on this episode of "it makes sense in context...":

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Lombo wrote: Uki: I think the 27 inch 5K iMac hasuseraccessible-door to upgrade the ram still.


...ok?
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dv wrote:
user wrote: yes i know

can't tell a joke around these literal neckbeards

Hey, I shaved this week. :brow: :p

Obviously not enough.
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That user is attempting to parody.
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Stewart had not had a dog in decades and got talked into fostering that Pit by his new wife. He posted some vids showing him obviously falling for the dog but insisting all along it was all temporary.
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"Self diagnosed asburgers"?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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