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And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.
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That reminds me of a funny story from my college days. A new Thai restaurant had opened up near campus, so several of us went to try it out. I had two buddies, one who wanted his food as bland as possible, and another who wanted it as spicy as possible, that sat next to each other.

We all place our orders, and per the menu, the first guy orders his with NO stars. The second guy orders his with 5 stars, and inquires if there is anything beyond that. Well, because the waitress had poor penmanship, the cook managed to get the orders right, but the number of stars mixed up. While the second guy was complaining about how lame his meal was, and how it wasn't spicy at all, we almost missed the fact that the first guy had almost stopped breathing and turned bright red.

It all turned out fine, but damn... :eek:
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so nothing changed while away.

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hilarious to compare that to those soldiers-returning-from-deployment videos of doggies going bonkers
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Mustapha Mond wrote: I'd be psyched to have a pocket-sized dot matrix printer.


If you hadn't specified "dot matrix", you would have been satisfied years ago. However, there is this:

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Assuming you have fairly large pockets... ;)


What is that thing? And does it vibrate like a dot matrix does?
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so nothing changed while away.

carry on

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By the time I usually kill Alduin, I already have over a million septims stored in my safehouse.
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More than once I've gotten ridiculously wealthy in a video game and wished it was real money.

It looks like the shopkeeper is supposed to be a real person.
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It's Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars tv show.
Someone will bring in an antique, and they cut to the confession booth where Rick says something like, "There are only three of these known in existence! The last time one came up for auction it went for Fifty Million Dollars! I gotta have it!"
Then they cut back to the counter and Rick tells the seller, "Well, I'll give you a hundred bucks for it. It's really old and I don't think anybody would really want it ..."
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user wrote: More than once I've gotten ridiculously wealthy in a video game and wished it was real money.


That sounds you hear is my dad telling you me that if you I spent as much time working as you did playing video games, you'd I'd be a millionaire already.
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Why is this familiar?
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Why is this familiar?


I think you mean this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4520992/

but i can't find the proper screenshot...

or maybe doctor who?

I don't know, there's a lot of things like that in sci-fi
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I thought it seemed familiar for reasons having nothing to do with movies/scifi.

I have been in a lot of contemporary Art spaces where you would see something similar.
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Séamas wrote: I thought it seemed familiar for reasons having nothing to do with movies/scifi.

I have been in a lot of contemporary Art spaces where you would see something similar.


art? yes, that too is an option
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The shack once belonged to a Mr. Ted Kaczynski. It was housed by the FBI in a parking garage for some time before being turned over to a museum.
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maurvir wrote: The shack once belonged to a Mr. Ted Kaczynski. It was housed by the FBI in a parking garage for some time before being turned over to a museum.


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TOS wrote: Image

He needs to learn better technique.
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maurvir wrote: The shack once belonged to a Mr. Ted Kaczynski. It was housed by the FBI in a parking garage for some time before being turned over to a museum.



THAT'S IT!!!!

It was bugging me.
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Pithecanthropus wrote:
TOS wrote: Image

He needs to learn better technique.


He needs a FRESH POT!
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Pithecanthropus wrote:
TOS wrote: Image

He needs to learn better technique.


I was going to say the same thing. That's a picture I'd be embarrassed by.
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TOS wrote: Image

He needs to learn better technique.


I was going to say the same thing. That's a picture I'd be embarrassed by.


I believe it's a fake, why? I used to watch a lot of CSI, so splatter pattern and stuff... probably only the smudges... are/could be real

can you bleed from playing guitar? yes

we know dave grohl broke a leg, got a cast, and got back on stage to finish the set, so yeah, he's badass

but the image says it's from "practice", so you would notice before splattering blood everywhere, so you could take 2 minutes to get a bandaid on your finger and then keep practicing
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reddit says that's not even Dave's guitar, it's Pat Smears (the other guy who was in Nirvana)

but apparently the image came from the foo fighters facebook...

some website says Actually it was from stitches on his hand that opened. Or he snagged a hang nail

http://rebrn.com/re/dave-grohls-guitar- ... ce-765002/
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ukimalefu wrote: reddit says that's not even Dave's guitar, it's Pat Smears (the other guy who was in Nirvana)

but apparently the image came from the foo fighters facebook...

some website says Actually it was from stitches on his hand that opened. Or he snagged a hang nail

http://rebrn.com/re/dave-grohls-guitar- ... ce-765002/

I've drawn blood at a gig before. It's kinda badass, but it's not like it's a goal.
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