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Oh I don't care if you believe it.

I just know that I've driven in rush hour traffic in some of the tightest driving conditions requiring the quickest of reflexes, and I'm naturally someone who tends to be really observant and on-edge anyway, so I'm used to driving in conditions where you're constantly avoiding accidents by milliseconds. It's not that I'm naturally awesome or something; it's that I've had experience in dangerous driving conditions, and I'm a lot more confident in my ability to make it through them than a lot of people would be.

I've had a high number of close calls driving, and it's not like I intentionally seek out situations which are dangerous, but when I do get into them I'm less afraid, and because of that I'm better able to react. I can't count the number of times I've been in a situation in which I went "Oh, human waste; there's a surprise object (about to hit me)/(in the middle of the road)," and have gotten around it successfully.

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I would have whipped out my nunchucks, jumped out on the hood, and batted that ice out of the sky. Then high-fived my right side passenger Chuck Norris, who witnessed the whole thing in total awe.
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maybe we need deflectors for cars
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ukimalefu wrote: maybe we need deflectors for cars

You mean ones that would bounce off negligent uncouth individuals that would drive a car with such hazards on them? I'm all for that.

Oh, you meant deflectors for the other cars which would get hit by their debris....
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DEyncourt wrote:
ukimalefu wrote: maybe we need deflectors for cars

You mean ones that would bounce off negligent uncouth individuals that would drive a car with such hazards on them? I'm all for that.

Oh, you meant deflectors for the other cars which would get hit by their debris....


I mean like in star trek.

Maybe some phaser cannons too.
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Parking in Los Angeles is a nightmare.
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ukimalefu wrote: Image


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It’s probably an unused siding.
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then why bother?
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user wrote: then why bother?


Internet karma.
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that's cold

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::sophmoric::always knew those Eastgaters were from Uranus::/sophmoric::
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ya, I posted that because I figured Uki's post was just an attempt to recreate that original one. (I figured everyone knew the back story on the one I posted)
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That looks like a fine way to ruin a good pair of pants
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I love how this mom is going for the two-fer. Get her kid to take medicine AND instill a hatred of soft drinks. Genius!
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fast doggie

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Chico just being Chico. :)

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*clicks link before replying*

oh, so that's actually NOT from an action movie
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