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Considering only those characters, Flash would already have completed the race twice over, taken a siesta and finishing the third run.

Sonic would be second, the other three have never run faster than the speed of sound.
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ukimalefu wrote: Image

Fallout was filmed in Poland?
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maurvir wrote: Image

Wait a minute ... you have to walk through a bed of gravel to get into the bathtub?
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maurvir wrote: Image

Wait a minute ... you have to walk through a bed of gravel to get into the bathtub?
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I assume they're rounded, like river rocks, then it's not bad too step on. Could still be dangerous for people with bad balance if they move, or they could get very slippery from mold. Yeah, you're right, what were they thinking.

But look how pretty all those bleached, never used rocks look in the picture.
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Betty White
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user wrote: Image

Betty White

That’s a weird term to use to describe a Buick… Oh, wait, there is a woman in that picture.
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Not just any woman.

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There can only be one.
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Ah, must be one of those people that believes superheroes are for kids only.

Also, she wants a PG 13 movie for an 8 years old kid? isn't that still wrong? Doesn't PG 13 mean 13 and older?

And the reply is very Deadpool, but I don't think that's the official twitter account (or is it? I don't really know)
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end of days :eek:

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I prefer to put honey on my pancakes, but bees seem to be in trouble too, so yeah, we're doomed.
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he obviously doesn't have a man card (the act of touching her without her consent)

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Well then.
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definitely not staged, how dare you suggest such a thing
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The roundhouse kick is always my go to in a totally not fake fight. Especially when I’m the smaller fighter.
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mmaverick wrote: The roundhouse kick is always my go to in a totally not fake fight. Especially when I’m the smaller fighter.

Counterpoint: Russia.
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ukimalefu wrote: end of days :eek:

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I prefer to put honey on my pancakes, but bees seem to be in trouble too, so yeah, we're doomed.



I don't get how there could be a shortage of pancake syrup--which is just flavored corn syrup.

For me, if they don't have actual maple syrup, I'll just have an omelette instead.
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Séamas wrote:I don't get how there could be a shortage of pancake syrup--which is just flavored corn syrup.


I knew a guy in college who insisted on putting karo syrup on his pancakes, full stop, nothing else would do. My dad prefers the flavored stuff to the real thing, since that's what he grew up with.

I get it, I guess, actual maple syrup (at least the lower-grade bulk stuff I get at Costco) does have a bit of a bitter flavor to it. (It's what makes it taste maple-ey, imho.)

Anyway, just because there's plenty of corn syrup to go around doesn't mean a supply issue didn't cause a shortage of the McDonald's labelled syrup packets. It happens. Probably regional, not national (maybe a delivery to a particular warehouse or distribution center got delayed, truck accident, etc.) but whoever made the sign might not have understood the scope of the problem.
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National shortage in the UK?
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Séamas wrote:For me, if they don't have actual maple syrup, I'll just have an omelette instead.

Once you've had real maple syrup, you'll never be able to look at Mrs. Butterworth again.
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Pithecanthropus wrote:
Séamas wrote:For me, if they don't have actual maple syrup, I'll just have an omelette instead.

Once you've had real maple syrup, you'll never be able to look at Mrs. Butterworth again.


Kinky... ;)
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maurvir wrote:
Pithecanthropus wrote:
Séamas wrote:For me, if they don't have actual maple syrup, I'll just have an omelette instead.

Once you've had real maple syrup, you'll never be able to look at Mrs. Butterworth again.


Kinky... ;)



Glad he didn't say Aunt Jemima?
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Séamas wrote:
maurvir wrote:
Pithecanthropus wrote:
Séamas wrote:For me, if they don't have actual maple syrup, I'll just have an omelette instead.

Once you've had real maple syrup, you'll never be able to look at Mrs. Butterworth again.


Kinky... ;)



Glad he didn't say Aunt Jemima?


If you are using real maple syrup for such an activity with an older woman, I'm not really sure how race matters?

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pucker factor: infinity

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Er just no

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TOS wrote: pucker factor: infinity

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That's bad, but this is worse. By orders of magnitude.

https://youtu.be/INbKYq0G9nU
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i hate that video
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TOS wrote: i hate that video
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Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Nope.

Oh no.

No.

Nope.
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TOS wrote: pucker factor: infinity

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That looks like fun.
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That's not mud they're sliding in....
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It's a bookmark!
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