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ugly ass modern day theorbo

those extra strings don't look set up to drone
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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17 string electric guitar too much for you?

how about a one string shovel?

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monster edsel?
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TOS wrote: monster edsel?


was it ever anything else?

There are no illegitimate children...only illegitimate parents.

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Even the model is struggling to keep a straight face...
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maurvir wrote:

Even the model is struggling to keep a straight face...


Take $10 pair of jeans, remove most of the cloth, sell it for $300.
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My wife bought a pair of cushioned insoles for her shoes. She thought she was getting two pair.
Deceptive?
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yes, deceptive
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New York antiques dealer had coffee table with mosaic made during the reign of Caligula:

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She had been told 45 years ago that the mosaic had belonged to an aristocratic family which had recovered it from Lake Nemi though sometime during the 19th century. It was from that lake, but it had been recovered during the 1920s and placed into the Ships of Nemi Museum in 1936. Many of the antiquities in that museum were lost during WWII.

It is being returned to Italy.
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Man, that's some real "Old School" right there; even the carpet!
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Not a gif, nothing is moving

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In America we say Merry Christmas goddammit!!!
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Blue Christmas?

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childhood is ruined

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I wonder if they'd sell them toilet paper
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just buy your eggs on the 25th
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Donkey Butter wrote: just buy your eggs on the 25th


The kind of dumb kid that pulls a stunt like this is likely incapable of planning that far in advance to ensure the success of said stunt.
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Donkey Butter wrote: just buy your eggs on the 25th even earlier so you can let them sit at room temperature so they get badly rotten by Halloween

FTFY
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Egg the store on November 1st?
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ukimalefu wrote: childhood is ruined

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I wonder if they'd sell them toilet paper


well there's a story there, i'm guessing
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an apple orchard? isn't it supposed to be a vinyard?
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hard cider sells better in the future
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...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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TOS wrote:
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an apple orchard? isn't it supposed to be a vinyard?

There was a fire...
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In France?
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ukimalefu wrote: childhood is ruined

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I wonder if they'd sell them toilet paper



They used to do that frequently in my neck of the woods when I was a teenager.
No eggs, no TP, no shaving cream.

So we'd just buy that stuff in September.

Besides, why egg someone with fresh eggs when you can do it with rotten ones?

I haven't seen Halloween mayhem in decades. My town was completely overrun with warring bands of delinquents in the '80s.
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must go faster
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Science is Truth for Life. In FORTRAN tongue the Answer.

...so I'm supposed to find the Shadow King from inside a daiquiri?
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