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I nearly had this happen once myself in Mississippi on US-72. In hindsight, I now believe that the woman's driveway was just up the road on the "wrong" side and she didn't want to go to the trouble of circling around, but it scared the absolute crap out of me. I nearly hit her head-on, and I actually stopped for a minute to listen for a wreck in case I needed to back and help. Fortunately, all the cars that had been behind me crested the hill, so I guess she made it.
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This suit is $6500.

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A bargain at twice the price!
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"Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?"

"Because it was dead."

"Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?"

"Because it was stapled to the first one."

"Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?"

"It thought it was a game."
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that is very clever
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they must have an old iMac too

Last edited by ukimalefu on Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:44 pm.

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Ok, I really want to try this one day.
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odd but fascinating

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bird is the word
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bird is the word


everybody knows that
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thought that might have been that mars base station nasa has I been hearing about.
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it's a good thing I actually read the article. At first I only saw "mars" and "dinosaurs". Imagined the movie and everything: "Dinosaurs from Mars"
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"you mess with the thingy, you're gonna get the horns"

"and then your corpse will be worn like a hat"

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mommy! it's Bambi! so cute!

alternate bad joke:

oh deer!
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hawk vs. parakeets

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see where the word "north" is? that's where we sent sturner to slaughter the warsaw pact
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ukimalefu posted:
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I wonder if he has a cameo in the Kingsmen sequel.
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They didn't label the Atlas Mountains, the Eurocentric bastards!
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Not depicted: the slums where everyone else lived.

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maurvir posted:
[snip of depiction of ancient Rome]

Not depicted: the slums where everyone else lived.
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Um, actually most of those smaller disorganized buildings were the slums.

Of course this was when there wasn't anything that we would recognize as a middle class or a lower-end upper class. Ancient Rome consisted of what WE would call the top 1% of the top 1% (i.e., most of those names that people had heard of in history classes), but everyone else was in a barely above poverty class or below. The relatively rare up-and-comers of ancient Rome (nearly all military leaders) were absorbed into that miniscule elite class by marriage/adoption or were killed or became the new elites by killing at least some if not all of the old.
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I wonder if he has a cameo in the Kingsmen sequel.

As Cocknocker?
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That's stick fiddling awesome.

I hope the cat was okay.
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