The Random Image Thread (keeping it PG-13 at the worst)
Pithecanthropus wrote:maurvir wrote:
Turns out the claims about this pool having magical healing properties were full of crap - literally.
I really don't feel sorry for any of the people who drank this thinking it was magic water.
maurvir wrote: [snip of clear PANEL jeans]
Hah!
maurvir wrote:
I like those, but for 425$ the person who sells them deserves to be punched in the face, and the person who buys them deserves to be punched in the face twice.
I think I can make them and sell for 42.5$ and make at least 100% profit. More if I get greedy.
DEyncourt wrote: [snip of clear jeans]
Hah!
The Emperor's new jeans
ukimalefu wrote:maurvir wrote:
I like those, but for 425$ the person who sells them deserves to be punched in the face, and the person who buys them deserves to be punched in the face twice.
I think I can make them and sell for 42.5$ and make at least 100% profit. More if I get greedy.
They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.”
Yup.
I'd say "it's a culture, not a costume." but some Redskins fans' heads would explode.
maurvir wrote:
So Fine
Pyke notte thy nostrellys
Ribtor wrote:maurvir wrote:
So Fine
Ha! That is a deep cut, well played.
Not even duct tape will fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
there's a joke here involving Hummers®, but I'm too lazy.maurvir wrote:
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It had to happen someday.
Oh, and I just want to say: my jeans actually look like those pre-destroyed ones because I F#^&@*( WORK IN THEM. Die you feeble wannabe intellectual elitist scumsuckers!
Oh, and I just want to say: my jeans actually look like those pre-destroyed ones because I F#^&@*( WORK IN THEM. Die you feeble wannabe intellectual elitist scumsuckers!
Remember, people, to forgive is divine. In other words, it ain't human.
who the fiddlesticks installed the yellow cable?
I bet he was paid in cash, out of pocket change.
I bet he was paid in cash, out of pocket change.
"Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":
The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
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DukeofNuke wrote: I bet your lips would be black for a week
What? no that's just an old wives tale… oh wait you were referring to eating the ice cream. never mind.
DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":
The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
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DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":
The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
I mean it’s so black! You can hardly even make out its shape. Light just falls into it.
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Fine, so it's super black. How does it taste?
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Metacell wrote:DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":
The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
I mean it’s so black! You can hardly even make out its shape. Light just falls into it.
i approve of this reference
"TOS ain’t havin no horserace round here. “Policies” is the coin of the realm." -- iDaemon
ukimalefu wrote:
90% sure that's a homeless guy.
They'll dumpster dive or beg cheap calories (Expired baked good work well), then carry them with until maximum eating has been achieved.
DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":
The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
Um, why adding things like charcoal to food and drinks can be a bad idea.
While the charcoal in itself is biologically harmless, it can adsorb medications like birth-control pills while in your body:
Glasser [co-founder of Bittermens, a company that makes an assortment of liqueurs and cocktails bitters] confirmed with a doctor that having such a drink within a few hours of taking a pill could well have an impact, so when a bartender pooh-poohed the idea that it could be problematic, “I was like, ‘No? Great. I’m going to make a cocktail called the See Ya in Nine Months,’ ” he says.
This linked article--which focuses on drinks--ends with a list of materials to use with caution.
Pithecanthropus wrote: Fine, so it's super black. How does it taste?
While the author never states this, I suspect that the black ice cream is vanilla with flavorless charcoal added. She wrote that it "was delicious".
