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maurvir wrote: [snip of clear PANEL jeans]

Hah!

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I like those, but for 425$ the person who sells them deserves to be punched in the face, and the person who buys them deserves to be punched in the face twice.

I think I can make them and sell for 42.5$ and make at least 100% profit. More if I get greedy.
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DEyncourt wrote: [snip of clear jeans]
Hah!


The Emperor's new jeans
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ukimalefu wrote:
maurvir wrote:
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I like those, but for 425$ the person who sells them deserves to be punched in the face, and the person who buys them deserves to be punched in the face twice.

I think I can make them and sell for 42.5$ and make at least 100% profit. More if I get greedy.


They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.”


Yup.

I'd say "it's a culture, not a costume." but some Redskins fans' heads would explode.
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maurvir wrote: Image
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So Fine
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I was in JC Penny's one day trying to find some work pants. The stressed jeans actually made me feel a little ill.
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Ribtor wrote:
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So Fine

Ha! That is a deep cut, well played.
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maurvir wrote: Image
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there's a joke here involving Hummers®, but I'm too lazy.
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knees do seem a bit low for transp panels
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It had to happen someday.
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Oh, and I just want to say: my jeans actually look like those pre-destroyed ones because I F#^&@*( WORK IN THEM. Die you feeble wannabe intellectual elitist scumsuckers!
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who the fiddlesticks installed the yellow cable?

I bet he was paid in cash, out of pocket change.
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That's a worklight, those piping runs are still being put together.
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jkahless wrote: That's a worklight, those piping runs are still being put together.


the cable comes right out the wall, wouldn't a "working light" be plugged in somewhere?

they'll cover the hole later?

maybe I just wanted to uncouth individual about something?
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i'm not sexist, but ...

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TOS wrote: i'm not sexist, but ...

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some of those little bastards are fast and a scattergun is best.

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"Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":

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The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.
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I bet your lips would be black for a week
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DukeofNuke wrote: I bet your lips would be black for a week


What? no that's just an old wives tale… oh wait you were referring to eating the ice cream. never mind.
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DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":

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The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.


It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
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DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":

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The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.

I mean it’s so black! You can hardly even make out its shape. Light just falls into it.
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its full of stars
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Fine, so it's super black. How does it taste?
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Metacell wrote:
DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":

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The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.

I mean it’s so black! You can hardly even make out its shape. Light just falls into it.


i approve of this reference
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90% sure that's a homeless guy.

They'll dumpster dive or beg cheap calories (Expired baked good work well), then carry them with until maximum eating has been achieved.
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DEyncourt wrote: "Finally, there is an ice cream as dark as your soul":

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The black is from charcoal made from almonds so this isn't using one of those "blacker than black" compounds.

Um, why adding things like charcoal to food and drinks can be a bad idea.

While the charcoal in itself is biologically harmless, it can adsorb medications like birth-control pills while in your body:
Glasser [co-founder of Bittermens, a company that makes an assortment of liqueurs and cocktails bitters] confirmed with a doctor that having such a drink within a few hours of taking a pill could well have an impact, so when a bartender pooh-poohed the idea that it could be problematic, “I was like, ‘No? Great. I’m going to make a cocktail called the See Ya in Nine Months,’ ” he says.

This linked article--which focuses on drinks--ends with a list of materials to use with caution.
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Pithecanthropus wrote: Fine, so it's super black. How does it taste?

While the author never states this, I suspect that the black ice cream is vanilla with flavorless charcoal added. She wrote that it "was delicious".
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musk is going to wear out his welcome real soon, i predict
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TOS wrote: musk is going to wear out his welcome real soon, i predict


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