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Valu Time ingredients: WATER, INTERESTERIFIED SOYBEAN OIL, FOOD STARCH-MODIFIED, WHEY, GELATIN, SODIUM CITRATE, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SALT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, ARTIFICIAL & NATURAL FLAVORS, LACTIC ACID, SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVE), XANTHAN GUM, LOCUST BEAN GUM, GUAR GUM, ARTIFICIAL COLOR. CONTAINS: MILK.


So, what the heck is it?


'murcan flavored damn you
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So it's okay as long as the gun's not loaded...and you'll be able to instantly tell?
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yes, because you treat all guns as loaded

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the joys of open carry
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laserski sampaci, baby
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What the hell was that guy thinking?
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That looks like a woman's hand. And that's one large wolf spider
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macnuke wrote: yes, because you treat all guns as loaded


This. Unless the gun is physically apart in pieces on the table, it's loaded. Even if you just unloaded it, it's still "loaded".
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no they aren't
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Yeah, he got his butt kicked by Starbucks...
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Focus on how thin that ham is sliced!
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maurvir wrote: https://i.redd.it/lxox9flnxv7y.jpg

Focus on how thin that ham is sliced!


That looks like the normal thickness for deli sandwiches.
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Why is a stick of butter interesting?

Salted and unsalted are normal. (Use unsalted for cookies, please. *gag*)

Plant #s are also normal. (The three brands I get at the grocery store and the Kirkland butter at Costco all come from the same factory, which probably means they also come from the same cows, etc.)

What am I missing?
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Um, you posted the pic of that train AFTER it got cleaned.

Posting this here instead of the video chain because of its relation to the above: videographer captures a wave of smog approaching his apartment in Beijing. The time-lapse was over 20 minutes.
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Note: It was used to film this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c_dOMVXRhw


legendary ... one of kubrick's finest achievements

nowadays of course you could shoot that scene on an iphone and no one would think twice
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dv wrote: Why is a stick of butter interesting?

Salted and unsalted are normal. (Use unsalted for cookies, please. *gag*)

Plant #s are also normal. (The three brands I get at the grocery store and the Kirkland butter at Costco all come from the same factory, which probably means they also come from the same cows, etc.)

What am I missing?

I don't use salted butter for anything anymore. I'm a total non-salted convert.
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maurvir wrote:
macnuke wrote: yes, because you treat all guns as loaded


This. Unless the gun is physically apart in pieces on the table, it's loaded. Even if you just unloaded it, it's still "loaded".

Then why even mention the word "loaded?"
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macnuke wrote: yes, because you treat all guns as loaded


This. Unless the gun is physically apart in pieces on the table, it's loaded. Even if you just unloaded it, it's still "loaded".

Then why even mention the word "loaded?"

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dv wrote: Why is a stick of butter interesting?

Salted and unsalted are normal. (Use unsalted for cookies, please. *gag*)

Plant #s are also normal. (The three brands I get at the grocery store and the Kirkland butter at Costco all come from the same factory, which probably means they also come from the same cows, etc.)

What am I missing?


Nothing. It was just a random butter picture. ;)

Now, how about a random bolt and nut?

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you really are pushing the limits of true randomness
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gwen stefani?
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TOS wrote: gwen stefani?


Yep :up:
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Like it makes any difference. :roll:
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