The Random Image Thread (keeping it PG-13 at the worst)

DukeofNuke · Post by **DukeofNuke** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:16 pm

I never thought of you to be one to be empathetic to broken hearted losers, Geesie.

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:17 pm

blurt wrote:

Does that poll include the Washington Post and its reporting of polls?

Geesie · Post by **Geesie** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:18 pm

DukeofNuke wrote: I never thought of you to be one to be empathetic to broken hearted losers, Geesie.

You may have misinterpreted that post.

Warin · Post by **Warin** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:33 pm

Geesie wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: I never thought of you to be one to be empathetic to broken hearted losers, Geesie.

You may have misinterpreted that post.

I think he thinks the first set of panels is "reality" when, in fact, it is almost always the second.

DukeofNuke · Post by **DukeofNuke** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:42 pm

In both, the guy ends up a loser; the kind of fool I do not think Geese would suffer lightly.

blurt · Post by **blurt** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:16 pm

McLaren unveils the P1 supercar:

Warin · Post by **Warin** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:47 pm

DukeofNuke wrote: In both, the guy ends up a loser; the kind of fool I do not think Geese would suffer lightly.

The point is, the "nice guy" is a loser. The point geesie was trying to make, I think

blurt · Post by **blurt** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:30 pm

"Man Aisle" (actually more like "clichéd stereotype of manliness endcap" but whatever.)

Interesting to see what they have and don't have. They have hot sauce and salsa, but nothing with any appreciable fiber. Enjoy your burning runny shits, guys. They have beer, cookies, and cereal, but no reading material, vitamins, or fresh food. Fat, stupid and drunk. That's what I call a real man.

While we're on the subject of manly stereotypes, check out the list of manliest cities.

Cities were judged on a whole host of "manly" criteria, from the number of professional sports teams, frequency of monster truck rallies, registered full-size pickup trucks, number of steak houses and sports bars and the percentage of households subscribing to macho magazines like Maxim, Playboy and Popular Mechanics...

Meanwhile, cities lost points for "manly Kryptonite" such as the number of foreign-made cars, number of cafes and coffee shops, "modern" male apparel stores and percentage of households subscribing to girlie magazines like Martha Stewart Living, Vogue and Vanity Fair...

Metacell · Post by **Metacell** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:44 pm

I wonder how closely that coincides with the worst places to live on Earth.

Freakout Jackson · Post by **Freakout Jackson** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:27 pm

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Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:10 pm

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:13 pm

blurt · Post by **blurt** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:04 am

'

Shnicky-Poo wrote:http://i.imgur.com/b7aTS.gif

...aaaand she's gone.

It just gets funnier and funnier.

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:05 am

Meanwhile, in Japan ...

Geesie · Post by **Geesie** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:03 am

DukeofNuke wrote: In both, the guy ends up a loser; the kind of fool I do not think Geese would suffer lightly.

The first image is what the "nice guy" thinks is going on - i.e. nice guys finish last because women like jerks for some reason. The second is what really goes on, which is that "nice guys" are creepy losers with no characteristics that a woman would want but they think that by being "nice" they earn kitty.

juice · Post by **juice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:18 am

Geesie wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: In both, the guy ends up a loser; the kind of fool I do not think Geese would suffer lightly.

The first image is what the "nice guy" thinks is going on - i.e. nice guys finish last because women like jerks for some reason. The second is what really goes on, which is that "nice guys" are creepy losers with no characteristics that a woman would want but they think that by being "nice" they earn kitty.

I can't believe geesie had to explain this.

juice · Post by **juice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:20 am

Metacell wrote: I wonder how closely that coincides with the worst places to live on Earth.

Oklahoma City is #1, so you can take that for what it's worth. Par, do you have any thoughts?

Post by **rjprice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:06 am

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:53 am

Post by **rjprice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:31 pm

Freakout Jackson · Post by **Freakout Jackson** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:49 pm

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:32 pm

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:33 pm

Freakout Jackson · Post by **Freakout Jackson** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:49 pm

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:52 pm

Post by **rjprice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:58 pm

Freakout Jackson · Post by **Freakout Jackson** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 4:00 pm

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Post by **rjprice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:36 pm

blurt · Post by **blurt** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:27 pm

Ouch.

Sorry, Apple. You totally dropped the ball here.

ScifiterX · Post by **ScifiterX** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:35 pm

If you mean by using TomTom, I agree.

Post by **rjprice** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:42 pm

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:48 pm

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:48 pm

rjprice wrote:

wtf

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:55 pm

Fight!

blurt · Post by **blurt** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:37 am

Gouranga!

DukeofNuke · Post by **DukeofNuke** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:13 am

agedgruel wrote:
Geesie wrote:
DukeofNuke wrote: In both, the guy ends up a loser; the kind of fool I do not think Geese would suffer lightly.

The first image is what the "nice guy" thinks is going on - i.e. nice guys finish last because women like jerks for some reason. The second is what really goes on, which is that "nice guys" are creepy losers with no characteristics that a woman would want but they think that by being "nice" they earn kitty.

I can't believe geesie had to explain this.

So, it's a joke about sexual rejection.
No wonder I didn't get it.

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:54 am

Shnicky-Poo · Post by **Shnicky-Poo** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:55 am

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