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Beautiful, but I always think of poor Myrtle.
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Those trees are supposed to be holly.
Still, nicely done
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I usually find a couple of black widows every year. I generally leave them alone and they leave me alone.
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For some reason that guy always reminds me of this guy:

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As an aside, I always liked those open-tube CRT television styles, and I always wished there had been a resurgence of that with higher resolution tubes. Now, of course, we have flat screens, so that time is gone. They were cool, though.
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maurvir wrote: full house porn gif


Dude, spoilers! I haven't seen it yet! You robbed me of the surprise of seeing those two.
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"Cartoon".

That's kind of an interesting one.
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There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.
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obvs wrote: "Cartoon".

That's kind of an interesting one.


My guess would be Hentai.
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agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas
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TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.
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Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.
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Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


I have a one dick limit and no ceiling on the number of ladies.


I don't care for the two + guys on one woman thing at all.
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At the risk of sounding obvious, I tended to prefer lesbian porn when I was younger. At least until I noticed how fake it all was, at which point I lost interest. Maybe my lack of willingness to pay real money was a factor in that...

Probably the hottest video I saw was between two women who weren't the most attractive, but were either great actresses, or really in love, because they had majestic sex.
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Oregon didn't get "Horse"?
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Metacell wrote: Oregon didn't get "Horse"?


I was more surprised by Washington state myself, but I guess they could get the real thing with horses until relatively recently.
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HI Pariah

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ukimalefu wrote: HI Pariah

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Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


to be honest i find dicks to be pretty gross, so i have very little interest in porn

even when i was a lad i always preferred written stories (aka penthouse forum) to images
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TOS wrote:
Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


to be honest i find dicks to be pretty gross, so i have very little interest in porn

even when i was a lad i always preferred written stories (aka penthouse forum) to images


And your origin story as a writer suddenly comes into focus! :paranoid: :p
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dv wrote:
TOS wrote:
Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


to be honest i find dicks to be pretty gross, so i have very little interest in porn

even when i was a lad i always preferred written stories (aka penthouse forum) to images


And your origin story as a writer suddenly comes into focus! :paranoid: :p


There are worse ones... ;)

I will have to agree with TOS on that one, though. I far and away prefer literotica to visual porn as the mind can imagine a lot more than can be easily depicted. It also requires a great deal of talent to do properly.

I don't write literotica, but I have written stories that involve adults in sexual relationships, and sex scenes are always hard to write well. There is the fine line between making them too boring and making them too much like a bad entry to a magazine forum. You need just the right balance of playfulness, passion, and steam. If you get the balance right, you can make miracles happen... ;)
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dv wrote:
TOS wrote:
Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


to be honest i find dicks to be pretty gross, so i have very little interest in porn

even when i was a lad i always preferred written stories (aka penthouse forum) to images


And your origin story as a writer suddenly comes into focus! :paranoid: :p


hah!

but you know what, i never thought about it that way!
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TOS wrote:
dv wrote:
TOS wrote:
Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


to be honest i find dicks to be pretty gross, so i have very little interest in porn

even when i was a lad i always preferred written stories (aka penthouse forum) to images


And your origin story as a writer suddenly comes into focus! :paranoid: :p


hah!

but you know what, i never thought about it that way!


I'm just teasing, but yaknow, some people are just wired for readin' and ritin'. :shrug:
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dv wrote:
TOS wrote:
dv wrote:
TOS wrote:
Geesie wrote:
Pariah wrote:
TOS wrote:
agedgruel wrote: There are a number of interesting trends on that. Both Black and Ebony, for example.


a quick little test run indicates that "black" gets you dudes with big mandingo-ass dicks while "ebony" gets you fine willing sistas

yep.

I have long been a bit baffled by the popularity of "lesbian" porn with straight men. Maybe I am weird but I do not find sex scenes where I could not be a participant interesting.


And I don't find dicks arousing. To each their own.


to be honest i find dicks to be pretty gross, so i have very little interest in porn

even when i was a lad i always preferred written stories (aka penthouse forum) to images


And your origin story as a writer suddenly comes into focus! :paranoid: :p


hah!

but you know what, i never thought about it that way!


I'm just teasing, but yaknow, some people are just wired for readin' and ritin'. :shrug:


yeah i've probably done a dozen career assessments over the years and they always told me to do the same thing: post on forums ... i mean write
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Google says this is a beer truck

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