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Pleasure Craft Operator?

That has to involve more than just drinking. :shifty:
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Prepare to be dismayed. Again.
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Quoi?
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Séamas wrote:You don't see as many douchebags operating sailboats. They at least need to have some training.


Training doesn't make them any less douchey, it just makes them less likely to get someone killed.
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I must admit, I've never driven a motorboat or sailboat. So there's nothing equivalent to a car driver's license? ugh
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Kirk wrote: I must admit, I've never driven a motorboat or sailboat. So there's nothing equivalent to a car driver's license? ugh

Up here there is, but I dont know about California. Like jkahless says, it is pretty elementary but is better than nothing. But like a drivers license, it doesnt stop you from operating you vehicle like a toolbag. a guy here was just acquitted of manslaughter charges after he killed one of his passengers by ramming an island at nearly the top speed for his boat. He went the wrong way around a navigation buoy late at night and crashed. Why he didnt slow down and pay more attention... well, that is the basis of the charges he was eventually cleared of.
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BOOM!

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There is also a short video of this event.
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... It's nothing... promise..
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Did it turn black and start growing?
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DukeofNuke wrote: Is drinking while boating allowed where you live? (anybody)


Not where I live, but I do all my boating on the Mississippi river on a slow moving pontoon boat.
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Metacell wrote:
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Chicken is not vegetarian. Are these people from West Virginia?

Not all religious sects in India are vegetarian.
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Its says "Vegetarian Items already on the McDonald's India menu".

It reminds me of when my mother visits her hillbilly relatives and she tells them she doesn't eat meat, and they say, "ok, well how about some chicken or a baloney sandwich instead?"
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A double helping of NOPE with extra NOPE on top.
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Tasteful!

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Ban.
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Where's the septic tank?
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DukeofNuke wrote: Where's the septic tank?


See that wet brownish streak running down the side of the rocks?
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I'm looking and all I see is "supervillain's home"
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The 99-year old urinal at the theatre I am currently working for. It is dubbed "The King." Just think of the millions of gallons of human waste that have gone down that drain over the years... it boggles the mind -- and the nose.
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Nini wrote: I'm looking and all I see is "supervillain's home"


Funny, I was thinking "Greek Monestary."
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Pithecanthropus wrote: Image

The 99-year old urinal at the theatre I am currently working for. It is dubbed "The King." Just think of the millions of gallons of human waste that have gone down that drain over the years... it boggles the mind -- and the nose.

Did guys spray excessively sideways 100 years ago? sheesh
Is that marble? I'd expect the urine to erode it more than I see there in 100 years.
Got any pictures of it from 100 years back when it had the big flush tank a few feet overhead? ;)
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Those last two posts are stupid.
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That last post was boring.
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But it went in with the intention of being boring, see the difference?
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no
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Of course you wouldn't, can't tell black from white.
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IT BEGINS
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NO IT DOESN'T
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Y'UH-HUH
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