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Orion wrote:
rjprice wrote: Hey, Orion, look familiar?

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:eek: Mine wasn't that bad, thankfully!


I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in China. Something similar happened to me once. Cruddy workmanship + no consumer safety = whee!
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All I've learned today is some all of you have terrifyingly low standards.

blurt wrote: I guess since I'm Nini's uncouth individual claim, I'll have to be the one to die. I just hope it doesn't hurt too much. And you all are going to have to pitch in and buy me a one-way ticket to the UK.

You're one of many claims.

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Nini wrote: If they call it the iPhone 5 I'll simply refuse to call it that because it's retarded.

And one of you will die.


I keep trying to make sense of what you are saying, but it all sounds like Charlie Brown's parents. Wahhhnn wah wahnnn wahnnn wahn wahhhn.

All the time? Awesome! I've always wanted to sound like a muted trumpet.
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Choose me and I'll teach you how to do a proper strikethrough. Please?
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No, figured it out. You'll live for another day, little clam.
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Shnicky-Poo wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in China. Something similar happened to me once. Cruddy workmanship + no consumer safety = whee!


Those are European plugs.
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Lew wrote:
Shnicky-Poo wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in China. Something similar happened to me once. Cruddy workmanship + no consumer safety = whee!


Those are European plugs.


Chinese too.
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If Theodore Sturgeon were alive today he would say the 90% of everything is Chinese.
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radarman wrote: Image

I'm sure his "conclusion" was "No".
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Looking at his choice of pictures at the bottom of his diorama, I'm very certain.
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Shnicky-Poo wrote:
Lew wrote:
Shnicky-Poo wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in China. Something similar happened to me once. Cruddy workmanship + no consumer safety = whee!


Those are European plugs.


Chinese too.


OK, didn’t realise they used the same plugs.
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I think he means Chinese made European plugs

Most Countries in the EU use types E (European 2-pin) & F (Schuko style European 2-pin) outlets. China uses type A (North American/Japanese 2-blade), G (British 3 pin), & I (Australian 3-Blade) outlets.
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radarman wrote: Image

I really do want read this--I could use a good "laugh while shuddering at the ignoramuses".
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Pithecanthropus wrote:
radarman wrote: Image

I'm sure his "conclusion" was "No".



I also wonder how he defined "minorities".

Looks like a hell of a science fair.
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Gravity: the "Theory" That Keeps Us Down
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Pithecanthropus wrote: Gravity: the "Theory" That Keeps Us Down



LOl.

Probably the type of community whose mind would be blown were they to find out gravity is "only" a theory!
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That is the best use of a coffee maker I have ever seen.
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agedgruel wrote: That is the best use of a coffee maker I have ever seen.

Hey now, that's Pithy's line.

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Dammit blurt, you will die for... Aha, sneaky little thing aintcha, no death for you!
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Curses!

I will not let another member die. I have until the 12th. I must succeed. But how? Spiders, politics, Linux... I'll figure this out.
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agedgruel wrote: That is the best use of a coffee maker I have ever seen.


The next poor slob who gets a cup of coffee from that machine might not agree.

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rjprice wrote:
agedgruel wrote: That is the best use of a coffee maker I have ever seen.


The next poor slob who gets a cup of coffee from that machine might not agree.


Seeing as how I hate coffee, it wouldn't be me. :shrug:
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blurt wrote: Image


I like how this joke format lost any discernable humor within 1 hour of its first appearance on the internet.
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Oh, perfect! blurt, would it be fine if Geesie killed you? He's a military man and reads books so he should have a good few methods to kill you.
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Geesie doesn't want to kill anyone, Nini. Only you. I know what I have to do.
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I'm sure I could pay him to kill you.
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By the time I'm done, you'll so want to do it yourself.

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Pithecanthropus wrote:
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I'm sure his "conclusion" was "No".

Why is this in a science competition?
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If Geesie won't do it, I will, for cost plus 10%.
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blurt wrote: Geesie doesn't want to kill anyone, Nini. Only you. I know what I have to do.

If Geesie won't do it, I will for cost plus 10%.
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Just someone kill blurt so I don't have to next week and complete his blood passage to the ziggurat.
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sturner wrote:
Pithecanthropus wrote:
radarman wrote: Image

I'm sure his "conclusion" was "No".

Why is this in a science competition?


The other posters in the back...

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