Metacell wrote:... but canonical Catholic doctrine is that he is God's servant....
What!? no! well... it seems that way but... everything is so contradictory... but the church says that's a "mystery" you can't understand. Lucifer, rebelled, so he was punished and sent to hell. People who sin are sent to hell as punishment... Satan makes people sin to get them to hell... so... is Satan building an army, or is God's enemy in charge of God's prison?
People make fun of the ancient aliens guy, but God and Satan being leaders of opposing alien factions fighting over control of the Earth is a much better story.