The Random Image Thread (keeping it PG-13 at the worst)

[user]

Those guys are sooooo competitive.

[juice]

"It's not just a job... It's a date!"

[Farmerkev]

So the first self-driving car may be available in five years. Awesome Google.

Does it have pedals or do you just stick your feet out the bottom and go Flintstones style?

[obvs]

Yabba dabba doo!

[Geesie]

You're just trying to make me angry, aren't you

Yeah, that's not how common core works.

Edit: I see dv already covered it.

This is how it works

Farmville Central High School in North Carolina is coming under fire for what conservatives believe is an attempt to indoctrinate children into the Muslim faith using Common Core vocabulary exercises.

Fox News commentator Todd Starnes attacked the school on behalf of anonymous parents he spoke to. “What if right after Pearl Harbor our educational system was talking about how great the Japanese emperor was?” one such parent asked. “What if during the Cold War our educational system was telling students how wonderful Russia was?”

The exercises in question are designed to broaden students’ vocabulary while also teaching them about the Islamic faith. For example, the word “mosque” is defined in one sentence, and students are later asked to use the word in a fill-in-the-blank exercise.

n a statement, the Pitt County School District stated that “[t]he course is designed to accompany the world literature text, which emphasizes culture in literature.”

But that was not enough for one friend of a mother of a student at Farmville High, Floridian Dianne Lynn Savage, who posted a video about the assignment on Facebook that went viral over the weekend.

“Can you see my rage?” Savage asked as she read from the vocabulary building exercise. “This is not made up, this isn’t paranoia, this isn’t Islamophobia — this is just fact.”

“You all understand what they’re doing?” she asked. “Bringing in this type of worksheet and this particular lesson, it’s very subliminal. And the fact that you’re using words like, ‘exciting’ and ‘imaginary,’ and that you’re trying to look like it’s a wonderful thing. They’re infiltrating our children’s minds!”

“When was the last time you saw your son or daughter, or grandson or granddaughter, come home from public school with a lesson built around God or Jesus Christ?” she asked. “I thought this wasn’t allowed. I thought they didn’t allow religion in public schools.”

“Now, I know that Muslim isn’t a religion,” Savage continued. “But everybody else wants to classify it as a religion, so why is it being allowed in the schools? They are indoctrinating our children again! They are continuing to indoctrinate them! Only now they’re taking it to a whole new level, my friends.”

[obvs]

Just wait. One day all of your kids are going to be required to take al-jabr in school.

[TOS]

hah

nice

[sturner]

How long is a piece of string?


You have 5 minutes to complete this exercise. No pressure. All students who fail to complete the task successfully will be executed.

[Kirk]

As long as you want it to be. I can cut it to length or splice on more.

[Kirk]

[dv]

It is one unit long, using the measurement system i just invented which is based on this piece of string.

[Kirk]

[Kirk]

[user]

[Geesie]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOOL

[ukimalefu]

I pity the fool who's been naughty.

[ukimalefu]

If you didn't see it, look again and count.

[sturner]

Yeah, he uses a base 12 counting system.

[user]

:: takes off shoes ::

:: goes for base 20 ::

[dv]

:: takes off shoes ::

:: goes for base 20 ::

21.

Blackjack!

[user]

:: takes off shoes ::

:: goes for base 20 ::

21.

Blackjack!

Took off your pants, too, I see.

[TOS]

you call that an r/c plane? this is an r/c plane

[user]

An overpriced French bomb?

[TOS]

merry xmas

[dv]

:: takes off shoes ::

:: goes for base 20 ::

21.

Blackjack!

Took off your pants, too, I see.

[sturner]

:: takes off shoes ::

:: goes for base 20 ::

21.

Blackjack!

Took off your pants, too, I see.

Well, put them back on. This instant!

[ukimalefu]

[ukimalefu]

[ukimalefu]

[justine]

jokers.jpg

[ukimalefu]

Ledger was great, Nicholson, meh.

For me, the Joker will always be Cesar Romero.

[user]

Frank Gorshen is the ultimate Riddler.

[Geesie]

Ledger was great, Nicholson, meh.

For me, the Joker will always be Cesar Romero.

[TOS]

Ledger was great, Nicholson, meh.

For me, the Joker will always be Cesar Romero.

i think the next one's gonna be jered leto (for suicide squad)

[mmaverick]

Ledger was great, Nicholson, meh.

For me, the Joker will always be Cesar Romero.

He does great

[DukeofNuke]

I thought Carrey was a good Riddler

[TOS]

[user]

Ledger was great, Nicholson, meh.

For me, the Joker will always be Cesar Romero.

He does great

That's The Trickster, not The Joker.

It's true that it's the only good role he's had since SW.

[user]

All that human waste in the water.

[TOS]

All that human waste in the water.

mother nature can suck it!