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TOS
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go look at what people are saying about "glass"

holeeee crap, it's devastating

consensus seems to be that it's m. night's worst movie evar

and that's saying a lot
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.
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Unbreakable is the best superhero movie ever

all the critics and reviews say it sucks? those are my favorite kinds of movies to watch
dv
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Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.
dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.

Is that from the first trilogy, the sequal trilogy, or the sequal sequel trilogy?
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Betonhaus posted:
dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.

Is that from the first trilogy, the sequal trilogy, or the sequal sequel trilogy?


it's a trilogy of trilogies!

but wait, there's more, they're currently on the THIRD animated Star Wars series, but those 3 aren't related, so they're not really a trilogy.
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dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.


So would Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.

That's the one where Chewbacca does the Tarzan yell with a bunch of Ewoks, they can't think of something else so just have another Death Star, Yoda gets old and dies for no reason even though he was fine a couple weeks ago in the previous movie, and everyone in the galaxy is an immediate blood relative? That was the first Star Wars to suck.

Also: The Last Crusade is virtually unwatchable. Worse than Diamonds are Forever...which is actually totally watchable, although bad.
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Metacell posted:
dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.

That's the one where Chewbacca does the Tarzan yell with a bunch of Ewoks, Yoda gets old and dies for no reason even though he was fine a couple weeks ago in the previous movie, and everyone in the galaxy is an immediate blood relative? That was the first Star Wars to suck.

Also: The Last Crusade is virtually unwatchable. Worse than Diamonds are Forever...which is actually totally watchable, although bad.


Um, no. The Last Crusade was the best of the four, followed by Raiders of the Lost Ark, then Temple of Doom. Let's not even talk about the shitshow that was The Crystal Skull
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Crystal Skull was way better. Last Crusade was booooooring and anticlimactic.
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TOS
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Metacell posted:
dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.

That's the one where Chewbacca does the Tarzan yell with a bunch of Ewoks, they can't think of something else so just have another Death Star, Yoda gets old and dies for no reason even though he was fine a couple weeks ago in the previous movie, and everyone in the galaxy is an immediate blood relative? That was the first Star Wars to suck.

Also: The Last Crusade is virtually unwatchable. Worse than Diamonds are Forever...which is actually totally watchable, although bad.


um ... no, diamonds are forever was the best connery bond movie
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TOS posted:
Metacell posted:
dv posted:
Betonhaus posted:
Well no human waste. It's a sequel to a sequel. The third movie is almost always a failure. Either it's inserts plot elements not existing in the previous movies, or the previous two sacrifice a satisfying finish in preparation. The Golden Compass and the Avatar last Airbender movie are pretty good examples of the latter.


Return of the Jedi would like a word with you.

That's the one where Chewbacca does the Tarzan yell with a bunch of Ewoks, they can't think of something else so just have another Death Star, Yoda gets old and dies for no reason even though he was fine a couple weeks ago in the previous movie, and everyone in the galaxy is an immediate blood relative? That was the first Star Wars to suck.

Also: The Last Crusade is virtually unwatchable. Worse than Diamonds are Forever...which is actually totally watchable, although bad.


um ... no, diamonds are forever was the best connery bond movie

It's my favorite, but I don't know if it was the best.
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You Only Live Twice was the best.
TOS
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omg isn't that the one where he got surgery to look japanese????
From Russia With Love had Daniela Bianchi and Robert Shaw. It is head and shoulders above the rest although it's hard to beat Bond's hover-gondola from Moonraker.
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From Russia With Love had Daniela Bianchi and Robert Shaw. It is head and shoulders above the rest although it's hard to beat Bond's hover-gondola from Moonraker.

From Russia is also a very good one, but no Jill St John and less unapologetic camp.
FRWL was almost a legit cold war spy thriller. I thought Lotte Lenya with the riding crop and the pointy shoes was just enough over-the-top for a Bond movie though.
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I'm partial to "On Servicing Her Majesty".
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Didn't know it got a fickle finger award.
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wanna see some bad reviews?